1. The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 5]


    Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    end of the straight path was a wall. Ah well, his car was said to be there.Jake: "Fine, yeah. What if somebody broke in to your car? This is further away from the club than you let on..."Josh: "Nah, parked it where nobody would expect to look. Hey, it's still there- so it worked!" Well, he was right. His big car was parked right there, untouched and unharmed. The cold of the night, felt harsh to my face and harsh to my hands. That doesn't matter, though- this meant that we didn't have to carry Saoirse all the way to her house.Josh: "Right, grab her other arm and put it around you. Or hold her up I need to open my car door." So I did. Her full weight was on me as I slithered my arms around her and carried her whole body. She wasn't heavy or anything. Josh did his thing and used his car keys to open his car door. It was a big car, not a van- a rather large carrier car that's normally used by taxi drivers. Lots of space, but for what? The car looked empty from the insides, with the exception of a few small bags. Did Josh live in his car? Christ.Josh: "Fuckin' freezing, eh? Got it. Have you got her?"Jake: "Yes, obviously." Josh opened his car door, but it wasn't for the driver's seat. I assumed his opening of the passenger door was for me to place Saoirse in the back. To let her lie down. Of course we couldn't have her sitting up.Josh: "Right, put her in- but be careful. There's a row of seats in the back as you can see. Just place her over. Give me her bag and I'll put it in ...
    front of the shotgun seat." I knew what shotgun seat meant. I gave him the bag with my free fingers and held Saoirse around me. I slowly dipped my head into the car with Saoirse's body, so as to not drop her. I lightly crouched in, manoeuvring her body across to the wide, back seats.Jake: "Jesus..."Josh: "When you're done come back out. I wanna have a talk with yah."Jake: "What? I'm right here. Just say what you want to say."Josh: "Just do it."Jake: "Fine..." I gently placed Saoirse's body flat against the back seats. The whole length of her body resting across each seat. Josh threw her bag in front of the front passenger seat. I took myself out of the car and faced Josh for an amusing chat. At such a time.Josh: "One twenty five AM."Jake: "Yeah?"Josh: "Just checkin' the time. Time here is precious."Jake: "For sunny days, yes. Why? Do you have to be home by a certain time?"Josh: "What? Fuck no. I want to tell you something. I just wanted to wait until we were here and out of the club."Jake: "Okay, then tell me."Josh: "We-"Jake: "Wait, does this have something to do with Saoirse and what happened?"Josh: "You're absolutely right."Jake: "I am? Well what am I right about? The suspicion that her state was due not in fault of alcohol, but of a very different thing all together?"Josh: "Uh, sure. You can put it that way! Yeah, look at her..." I looked at Saoirse.Josh: "Not alcohol, otherwise she'd be trippin' all over the place and vomiting and shit. Did you really think she fell d***k ...
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