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The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 5]
Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
[CONTINUED FROM THE FOURTH INSTALMENT...]LOCATION: The ClubTIME: 12: 55 AM ________________________________________CHAPTER 5: The What In The Fuck Well, that couldn't have gone any better than it did for all consideration. Saoirse Ronan: famous Irish actress, beautiful girl and downright erection-inducing - slumped over on the leathery couch chair, in a loud, noisy Dublin club filled to the brim with young, over-sexed club-goers probably looking for a good time and bright, flashy lights- and in the odd company of: Jake and Josh. Has a... nice ring to it. And because of what... a single drink of unidentified alcohol? As far as my eyes could see. Of course, it couldn't have been that simple. More than meets the eye... that applies ten-fold. What met my eye and/or Josh's was my reaction of being startled by the sight of Saoirse falling over with her head against the cushioned chair. Yes, because there she was. I didn't expect to see her... out for the round. She is an actress if Josh was to be believed, I thought she... wait- what am I saying... I looked toward Josh and he looked back: right into my eyes. Not in a gay way, but in a creepy way that led me to believe that Saoirse's idle state was the result of his doing. Well, what in the fuck? That, I asked...Jake: "Josh, what the fuck?" Josh, again, stared at me with a not-so-subtle grin- cracked his neck and then stared down at Saoirse. He looked her up and down like she was a piece of juicy meat. See, because there she was- ...