1. The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 5]


    Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    to beer?"Jake: "No, I did not. I just told you I suspected more. Did you..."Josh: "Did I have something to do with that? Yeah."Jake: "Oh, what a surprise."Josh: "Naw, but I put something in her drink. Something good, something that made her feel not so awake after drinking." Knew it.Jake: "I fucking knew it."Josh: "I slipped a roofie in her drink after I left the toilets. You were still in there, and I knew if you saw me doin' it you'd freak out. She didn't see it, she didn't know."Jake: "A fucking roofie? You mean that shit that men use to knock women out for..."Josh: "Sex?"Jake: "Yes... why? Why did you..."Josh: "Self-explanatory, Jake."Jake: "Oh come on. Just accept that she wo-"Josh: "But she will. Well... I will. She's going to be out for a good few hours and I don't want to waste any precious time."Jake: "You..."Josh: "As if you'd stop me."Jake: "You don't look any stronger than I am."Josh: "Nah, I am- but I don't want to fight... you don't want to..."Jake: "What..."Josh: "When she wakes up, she won't know. She won't suspect a thing. She'll just assume it was a strong drink. Besides, I've been told of the side-effects, and all I'm gonna say is that it induces memory loss..." Oh shit. Josh roofied Saoirse and he clearly intends to make the most of it. He's right though, I don't want to fight him. I just... this is... heavy.Jake: "Josh..."Josh: "You could join me..."Jake: "Why her?"Josh: "Hahaha. Her? Well, I chose her because she's fucking hot and was around. If not ...
    her, then I would have done it to some of the other ladies at the table or some shit. However, I got her and now here she is. You still haven't taken a swing at me yet and I just offered you some sweet time with her."Jake: "Why would I do that? Why would you? I get that you want to, but this way? Why didn't you just try and take your chances or something and flirt with her or break up with Megan if you like Saoirse so much..."Josh: "Megan is pussy, Saoirse is pussy. I want to have something to go back to and realistically I don't think Saoirse would have been down with me. Plus, without me meeting Megan- I never would have met Saoirse and she is a special one. Especially tonight."Jake: "You don't think much of women, do you? Just pussy..."Josh: "Yep, I'm young and horny and so are you. Not to sound gay, but you know you want to. Don't tell me you weren't planning on fuckin' her yourself."Jake: "I wanted to have a good time with her. I only met her a few hours ago, come on..."Josh: "Yeah, heheheh. A good time indeed. Who doesn't? Better her with you... and me."Jake: "What? Screwing her while she lays down over a car seat?"Josh: "Both of us screwing her. Get the idea. She won't get pregnant or anything. No bruisin', just good clean old sex. As always, I've maintained that standard with other girls." He did this to... other girls?Jake: "You roofied other girls?"Josh: "Yep, I've got a ripe supply of these badboys and I've been moving from girl to girl. Haven't been caught yet, and I ...
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