1. The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 5]


    Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    holding up her body like this when other people could become suspicious..."Josh: "I don't fuckin' know. I haven't been here that long and you've probably been here more times than I have. Fuck. We'll... just calmly carry her out. We'll make excuses if anything comes up, trust me. We got this. Be careful with her."Jake: "You don't have to tell me." So, we made our words and decided just to go with Saoirse and waste no time. Digging through the crowds is hard enough when the person you're helping can't walk and is delicate, though light in weight- thankfully. I could smell Saoirse's perfume as we waded past tables, to nobody's notice. I was relieved that no suspicions were raised. As we dragged Saoirse through, her head continuously bobbed side to side- as if it couldn't be any more obvious. It only took us a full minute to reach the entrance. We came to a halt to the sight of just one bouncer, though he looked casually still. Didn't look like the curious kind, just there for his job and fuck all else. Well, We went for it and we just dragged straight ahead in hopes of avoiding attention. We dragged Saoirse straight past and wouldn't you know it, the bouncer noticed fuck all. Didn't even look- not a flinch. May have been occupied by other sights. I don't care now, we were through and that's all that matters... for now. Passing back outside from the club entrance was a major relief for me, and surely Josh. The cold wind of the night hit my face full f***e. I liked it, the ...
    breeze was nice. Josh looked at me and nodded. He took a glance of the surroundings.Josh: "Right, I have my car parked in an alleyway nearby. It's where nobody can notice it. Snug and safe." An alleyway? Of course. Let me guess... a dark and creepy one?Jake: "Jesus, how far is it away?"Josh: "Just a little bit up and around. Just follow my movements, you kind of have to." Whatever you say, master. I did as Josh had recommended and we both headed his way. We passed several buildings along the way, including a sex shop and we saw the silhouettes of a couple having sex in an upper floor of a nearby building. How saucy on a midnight like this: for them. I've been left disappointed in not finding a girl to hook up with, and the one time I actually tried to something bad had to happen. Sure, I could try a little next time- but why the fuck not now? Reasons, that's why. Though, I suppose I could go home and masturbate. Heck, now that I know Saoirse is famous I'll definitely have to look her up for some pictures. I feel bad for thinking that now, but come on- I'm young and horny. You can't blame me. Eight minutes later... As we passed several couples roaming the streets, we came to a stop. Josh was adamant that we stop and looked on ahead.Josh: "See? See that alley, we walk up and then left." What Josh had pointed to did not look like an alley. It was a drive path wedged between two buildings that looked like it had a wide parking space to the right as we would walk through. At the very ...
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