1. The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 5]


    Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Her? I don't fuckin' care. Take her home if you want and leave her on the path or something."Josh: "Do you know where she lives?"Megan: "Carlow."Josh: "You're fucking k**ding me. I'm assuming that's a whole other place far from here?"Megan: "Yeah, fuck it. Well?"Josh: "Ah, shit. Nah, I won't... leave her. I'll drive her there, but..."Megan: "It's not THAT far, fuck sake. You have GPS, fuck off. I'll write down her address or something. Jesus." And so she did. Megan wrote down Saoirse's address on a piece of paper- something that even I wanted to prize my eyes on.Josh: "Spank you." Megan puckered Josh.Megan: "Welcome." Megan muttered some gibberish that I couldn't understand and then left for home or to bitch some more, I assume. Anyway, she was there and then she was gone and me and Josh were left with Saoirse. Only, I wish it could have been me she was left with. Just me. Damnit. Josh looked on as she left and I looked on with a thousand yard stare. Then, Josh turned to me and smiled.Josh: "Well, well, well."Jake: "... Well, what now?" Josh didn't answer right away. This gave me time to remind myself of the other people I had met earlier on: Lynn, Shannon, Michael, Sarah and the people I had been already familiar with: Nikki and Luke. I hadn't called to either of them and would they even care by now? Then again, I only know Luke and Nikki. I just got the impression that they'd come back to the table, but that clearly didn't happen. Luke? Last time I checked on Luke he was ...
    getting blown by a bartender lady and Nikki ran off somewhere to something or something: I couldn't remember. Question is, should I go look for them? A heck, I barely knew Nikki and Luke probably wouldn't give a shit if I left. Just that, I can't leave Saoirse alone with Josh, but maybe I don't want to get Luke involved. I'm not so sure Luke is as perverted as Josh, but maybe- I just don't want to take that chance. Anyway, Josh replied at a chance:Josh: "Well, you heard my babe. We gotta take Saoirse home. I was done with this shit joint anyway, comin'? I've got her address! Heheheh." Yeah, he does have her address.Jake: "Yeah, of course. Give me the address paper, I'll keep it safe." Josh swiftly replied with a:Josh: "No. I'll keep it with me. I'll give it to you at the end of the trip... when we get there."Jake: "... Fine." So there, he kept it. Damnit.Josh: "Right, we need to get her up, but I... here hang on." Josh walked right over to Saoirse and pulled her arm up over his shoulder. He held her waist by the side.Jake: "Be careful."Josh: "Here, come over. Grab her bag." I hoisted Saoirse's other arm over my shoulder and helped to hold her up so that she looks atleast d***k. I don't think the bouncers would be suspicious of two men carrying a d***k women out the front entrance, though... Saoirse wasn't d***k. I grabbed her bag and held it on my wrist. We had her up and we were ready to go... almost.Jake: "Is there like a back exit or something? I don't feel to comfortable ...
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