1. The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 5]


    Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    if it was in her bag... the slut." I felt bad, standing silently.Josh: "Yeah, she was planning to have sex by the looks of it- tonight if you think about it. These things don't last long, you know. Expiration dates and all. Yeah, I'd say she fuckin' lied. To you or whatever."Megan: "Well I asked her if she was going to meet tonight and she said no. I only asked her and she had a fuckin' fit. Atleast I tell her I have. I don't lie." Josh snickered a laugh.Jake: "Hm."Megan: "Mister, there ya go... could have got lucky after all. She was going to bang yeh, but the bitch drank too much and fell out." She pointed to me and nodded.Jake: "Yeah, damn." Josh snickered a laugh.Josh: "Again, she also left her phone... it's uh, it's locked." Josh took out Saoirse's phone from his pocket and waved it in front of Megan.Megan: "Yeah?"Josh: "I was think about all she had done and whatever and... maybe you can find some way of getting into it. There's a password lock and all, but... you never know. Might know something or something. Might find explicit photos and other stuff. Just saying, while you can. When she came back to us, she didn't even remember her bag and didn't look inside of it." I stood, silently. Damn me.Megan: "I don't wanna get arrested and all that. Fuck no."Josh: "Come on, we do something with it and then return it anonymously and shit. She won't even know, we can try- come on..." It didn't take long for Megan to make up her mind and say yes out of spite. She was giving ...
    Saoirse harsh treatment for something I assume was a petty argument. I felt bad. Saoirse couldn't stand and defend herself...Megan: "Yeah, alright. Hand it over, I'll keep it and try and get into it and all. Probably has a shit password or something. Something stupid I betcha."Josh: "Yeah, I bet. Here." Josh gave Megan the phone.Megan: "Lovely. Right, em gonna fly now, right? Wanna come with or...? Oh, Jake- you won't tell Saoirse will yeh? Please don't? Givin' yeh an arm for me mates, yeah? Do a favour and don't tell, hun?" Megan reached in and kissed me on the cheek. Josh didn't seem to mind, why would he? Unless he h- never mind. Now she wants me to keep quiet about the phone. Damnit, I...Jake: "Yeah... okay. Thanks." Josh nodded his head.Josh: "Cheers, Jake. We'll let you know if there's some nudes, alright?Megan: "Yeah, definitely. Only way you could see her webbed cunt. Right, Josh, hun- comin' with?" I just nodded and nodded... and nodded.Josh: "Um, actually. No. Not tonight, babe. I, uh. I'm gonna go back to my place to do something, uh. Maybe drop Jake off if he wants, yeah, I'm gonna leave the club- but, you know what I mean?"Megan: "No probs. You leavin', Jake?"Jake: "Yes... might as well."Megan: "Yeah, me hun will drop you home. He's got a big car outside. I'm gonna take my one and fuck off."Josh: "Yep, a big fuckin' car. She's got a shit one."Megan: "Fuck off, hahaha." Josh and megan proceeded to snog deeply and again with the arse touching.Josh: "Ahem..."Megan: "Oh? ...
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