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The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 5]
Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
obliged to accept and said nothing of Saoirse- because... actually, I did like her. Megan wrote the number down on a piece of paper and handed it to me. I put it in my pocket.Megan: "Don't worry, Josh, hun. Just helpin' him out. You like him? You seemed to stay together, despite the bitch goin' off. You could've left."Josh: "Oh he's fucking alright. Yeah, I'm down with the helpin'. Had a little chat with him while pissin' in the toilets." Josh looked at me and winked like he did many times before.Megan: "Fab. Keep that safe, hun. Sure if you lose it, just ask Josh for the number." Josh nodded.Jake: "Thanks, I will."Megan: "Great, right- where the fuck is she? I forgot to ask. Not goin' after her or anythin' like that. Just curious. She just fucked off and left?" Oh no.Jake: "W-"Josh: "She's, um, right behind me. Conked out on the couch. Had, uh, too much to drink. Couldn't handle it. Right, uh, there..." Josh pointed toward the body of Saoirse Ronan. I motioned to Josh in disapproval. Megan looked over his shoulder and stared on for several seconds.Megan: "Hahaha. The fuck... haha. The fuckin'... she's like a fuckin' dope knocked out there. Like somebody hit her. Look at her face. The fuck. She drank? How many?"Jake: "On-"Josh: "Several. More than she could handle. A bit of a dummy's mistake. The dummy."Megan: "Yeah, she's a fucking ejit." Ouch. God, I wondered how Saoirse could ever have a friend like her. Then again, she is famous and... well, you know what I mean. Things ...