1. The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 5]


    Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    his trousers. Just like that. You should have seen the look on his face. He slid her flat-palmed hand up and down and then pressed his hand against her hand that was behind a layer of trouser and... underwear... AND SQUEEZED. And then you should have seen the look on my face.Josh: "Grhm. Ah. Fuck... fuck. Sss... ah."Jake: "JOSH. COME ON. STOP WANKING, ST-"Josh: "I'm not wanking. Simply rubbing her hand against my privates... and balls. Now she knows how they feel. So fucking soft, god damn. You gotta try it... not like that, heheheh."Jake: "Fuck no. Stop it, someone will see you." Josh prized her hand out of his trousers. He lifted her hand up to his nose and sniffed:Josh: "Snnh. Mmfh, smells like cock." Oh god. I actually, actually... let out a small laugh. Josh gleefully smiling, took notice and winked: shit.Jake: "Josh..."Josh: "I take it you're not going to indulge. Ah, ah well. Well that does it gosh darnit..." I looked up at the ceiling. Then looked down to Josh, only to see what looked like Megan approaching closer and closer.Jake: "Josh... uhm... behind..." Josh jumped a little and fucked Saoirse's hand back onto her body and stood unsuspiciously. I stood unsuspiciously and put on my best poker face. Josh? He didn't have one.Josh: "Meg, babe. Wh-"Megan: "What?"Josh: "Where were you? I was worried, I kind of looked for you. Jake too."Megan: "What, oh... fuckin', fuckin' don't ask me. No decent feckin' people, that's for sure. Fuck sake, the bitch. Fuckin' nerve of ...
    her. Talk to yeh later about it, hun. Ah, I was off talkin' to other mates, takin' a few pictures and having a smoke." Megan reached her arms around Josh and planted a big, wet kiss on his lips. He squeezed her bum as I noticed.Josh: "Mmm, juicy."Megan: "Nhaa, you're cute. Mwah." Megan looked over to me and smiled. I spoke up:Jake: "Hello, again."Megan: "Sup, hun. Havin' a little fun? Get asked?"Jake: "What?"Megan: "Did you get asked, a number or a kiss or what? Did she leave yah out?"Jake: "Saoirse?"Megan: "Yeah, that thing." Megan's face was brewing redness all over. I took it she was extremely angry with Saoirse. Oh lord- and there she was, Saoirse. Her body hidden behind Josh. Megan didn't even know for just a little bit, until Josh was obviously going to inform her.Jake: "Um, yeah. I, she didn't kiss me and I... didn't get her number. I understood, but..."Megan: "You're disappointed, yeah?"Jake: "A little bit. Um..."Megan: "Listen, I've got mates who'd love to give yeh a meet. I like yeh already and you clearly don't like Saoirse after her droppin' yeh like a cunt. I know. Sorry, about that, hun. I tried to get her with yeh and didn't work like I expected. Here, let me give you my number."Josh: "Ha, woah!" Josh just stood and laughed. I never said I didn't like Saoirse, but... I don't know, Megan seemed to find me sympathetic for some reason and is offering me a chance of meeting up with her other, assuredly attractive friends. I can't let that go out the window, so I ...