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The Wham Bam Theory
Date: 11/3/2014, Categories: Humor, Author: MasterJonathan, Rating: 5, Source: LushStories
Absentmindedly, he slid the salt shaker across the table and as Elizabeth reached for it, their hands touched. Now normally, Andrew detested the human touch, - being something of a germophobe, he figured that someday someone will sneeze and he will catch a fatal disease. But this was totally different. He didn't pull his hand away like he usually would, slathering it afterwards with hand sanitizer. Instead he kept it there, almost holding hands with her save for the salt shaker in her hand. Andrew looked at the girl across the table. She was fairly plain looking, with straight blonde hair that was parted in the center and hung limp and lifeless down her back. She wore no makeup at all and her features were quite ordinary. Elizabeth looked back at the taller Andrew and his somewhat rounded face with a turned up nose and thick, black framed glasses. His dark brown hair was cut in a short boys cut and his clothes were terribly outdated. They sat there holding hands and looking at each other for several awkward moments before they both pulled back shy and retreating. They finished eating their meals and as Andrew got up to head back to his lab, he paused for a moment to look at the girl who had been sitting at his table. The next day Andrew was again at his table eating. Elizabeth showed up again, and this time she came over to his table even though there were other places available. "May I sit here?" she asked him this time. Andrew looked up and seeing Elizabeth, he almost ... smiled. "Yes," he said and Elizabeth sat down. They ate lunch that day together, occasionally looking up at the other and when their eyes met, shyly looking back at their food. And so it went for the next few weeks. Each day they would meet for lunch and slowly - agonizingly slowly - they became more and more comfortable with each other. Andrew got to the point where he actually held conversation with Elizabeth and she began looking forward to lunch with what she considered her beau. One day as they were sitting there eating, one of the university office assistants came into the lunchroom and put up a notice on the cafeteria bulletin board. Curious as to the goings on and the crowd that had gathered around the bulletin board, Andrew and Elizabeth went over to check it out. The notice was announcing the university football team's homecoming game and after-party. It was going to be held one month from that day and it was always a great game and a great party. "Oh I would love to go to that party!" Elizabeth said, dreamily. "Elizabeth please! It's just a bunch of hooligan's making a spectacle of themselves over a simple game. And that game is nothing more than a testosterone-fueled excuse to flaunt their machismo and show off the fact that they have muscles rather than brains between their ears!" he said. "Yes, but the social implications are fascinating don't you think? I'd like to go just to observe how the two sexes intermingle - strictly on a scientific basis of course!" ...