1. Cowgirl's Real Story


    Date: 8/21/2015, Categories: True Story, Author: iqtpy, Rating: 36.8, Source: sexstories.com

    swearing we will never ride with each other again. We lie a lot. By the time we close the place down, our bar tab far exceeds the allotted amount of money we all set aside. Paying for multiple hotel rooms is no longer in the budget. If the hot shot, “All Around Cowboy” is with us, all is golden. If he left with the rodeo queen, we’re screwed. I kept telling the other sniveling losers, “When you start thinking your dick is bigger than the last time you took a piss, your wallet is getting thinner!” They stopped listening right after BIGGER! I wised up and paid for my room before my sad face turns into a happy face. “You guys can’t sleep with me! Why? Because I don’t want you to! Listening to all your snoring and grunting. I flog for flatulence! Ryan you did quite well today?” “Yes, but the rest of these guys didn’t. I paid for of them too. Please, one more time, Lizzy?” “My God, why don’t you guys go home with the girl you jumped your rope with? God damn! This is some embarrassing shit!” I open my truck door. “Quiet Liz.” I hear a couple of the cowboys pissing on my back tire. “Oops, I missed, I was aiming for Ryan’s boot. The tire jumped in the way.” “This is Bullshit!” I take my hat off, setting it on the back seat, crown down. I take off my jeans and put on a skirt. I pull hard on my Western shirt. I pop open all the snaps from the neck down. My tits were still taped down from rodeoing. I put on a crop top. I used to have an open mind about this but my brains kept falling ...
    out. Fuck! I suppose I am partly to blame for doing it the first time. God Damn! Another hit for the team. All men are idiots. These five cowboys, boycotted Shampoo and demanded real POOH! Shit! “You make me so horny Lizzy, the crack of dawn isn’t safe anymore. The next cowgirl I meet, I’m going to knock a brand new hole in it!” “Guys, we better get Cody laid pretty soon or he’s gonna kill something!” Says Emmitt, hanging on to the side of the truck. I put my hair up with a ribbon. The boys still hiding behind my truck. “Put a little more jiggle in your wiggle Liz.” Couple Cowboys biff the dirt. Fuck me! I swear you guys must wear your jeans waayyyy to tight, their cutting off the flow of blood to your pee brains! “There is a difference between snug and tight, little missy.” “Little missy? Let me show you the difference, Owen.” I walk over and take hold of his shirt. I swing my right hand down, planting it between his legs. “How does that feel?” “Oh, pretty nice. Keep it up.” “How’s this?” I clamp down with my bull riding hand. “God almighty! LET GO LIZZY!” Owen yells as he doubles over. “Gives a whole new meaning to choking your chicken, don’t it? That’s the difference gentlemen, between snug and tight.” “You think we should have warned him?” “Nah Slade, newbies need to learn the hard way.” Emmitt chuckles. Maybe in Phoenix, I will run across these assholes. * I climb up the stairs and set my duffel bag on the bed. I look around the room, not as flee-bitten as I had thought it ...
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