1. Cowgirl's Real Story


    Date: 8/21/2015, Categories: True Story, Author: iqtpy, Rating: 36.8, Source: sexstories.com

    Sure enough, I had instant turbulent water in my garden tub. What’s this? A detachable shower head? As if taunting me. “Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. Let me make you dance, from hip to hip and everything in between.” A talking shower head? How many of those little bottles of clear nectar did I drink? I should have put on my reading glasses. In tiny, tiny print “HI, I am the replacement for the recalled shower head and I am going to fuck you up! FOR LIFE!!” If this shower head works as good as the rumors say, men you are OUT OF HERE! God Damn, Rocky Mountain High! No wonder my friend has a plumber on retainer! I turned up the water pressure, then things got ugly. Holy Mother of Fuck! This extension of the bathtub which started out wanting to be the softer side of the male species, ate some loco weed. I was trying to tame the beast and put it back in its holster! I was not winning! Just like a man, it was pissing on the floor, the towels, MY face! And trying to enter places no man has gone before! Scotty, beam this devil spawned creature the fuck up NOW! I think this piece of conduit with its hundred holes of destruction needs to go back to rehab or sent to the scrap yard. Shit Almighty! More trouble. The turn off valves are on the other side of this oval shaped paradise of relaxation. Trying to hold it under water, ...
    hoping it would drown was highly unlikely. I can’t wrestle but it definitely entered my box! Crawling to the other side I looked like I getting balled by a midget. Jesus Crist! I should score in the high eighties after this ride. Even more trouble... “What are you doing Lizzy?” “Holy shit! You scared me half to death!” I wonder what happens when you get scared half to death… Twice? Hmm… “Doesn’t anybody knock anymore?! What are you doing here, Luke? I thought you were napping.” I can’t tell him I was pleasuring myself when the shower head went ape shit on me. Grabbing around its little neck, squeezing tightly, I swing this potentially dangerous weapon in front me. “I was practicing roping.” That’s a lie, it was roping me! “I know what women do with these shower heads. IF I AIN’T GOT IT, YOU DON’T NEED IT, SHUG! Here, give me that, let me wash your back.” This perversion of a toy had my back, along with my front and parts that used to be foreign to me. If Luke only knew. No re-match for me thanks. ADRIAN!! Shit! I thought I was tough. I have been wrong before. “After Phoenix, I am heading toward the Pacific North West. There are some rodeos that are personal for me up there, I want to participate in. Also, I have business to attend to.” “I am riding a couple of rodeos in Oregon. Would you like to share with me why Oregon, Liz?” “Not at this time I don’t, Luke”
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