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Cowgirl's Real Story
Date: 8/21/2015, Categories: True Story, Author: iqtpy, Rating: 36.8, Source: sexstories.com
Sure enough, I had instant turbulent water in my garden tub. What’s this? A detachable shower head? As if taunting me. “Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. Let me make you dance, from hip to hip and everything in between.” A talking shower head? How many of those little bottles of clear nectar did I drink? I should have put on my reading glasses. In tiny, tiny print “HI, I am the replacement for the recalled shower head and I am going to fuck you up! FOR LIFE!!” If this shower head works as good as the rumors say, men you are OUT OF HERE! God Damn, Rocky Mountain High! No wonder my friend has a plumber on retainer! I turned up the water pressure, then things got ugly. Holy Mother of Fuck! This extension of the bathtub which started out wanting to be the softer side of the male species, ate some loco weed. I was trying to tame the beast and put it back in its holster! I was not winning! Just like a man, it was pissing on the floor, the towels, MY face! And trying to enter places no man has gone before! Scotty, beam this devil spawned creature the fuck up NOW! I think this piece of conduit with its hundred holes of destruction needs to go back to rehab or sent to the scrap yard. Shit Almighty! More trouble. The turn off valves are on the other side of this oval shaped paradise of relaxation. Trying to hold it under water, ...