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Cowgirl's Real Story
Date: 8/21/2015, Categories: True Story, Author: iqtpy, Rating: 36.8, Source: sexstories.com
In rodeo, dangerous loses… Reckless Kills… I am Lizzy As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked. Cinderella arrived home alone after midnight. Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over two hundred miles an hour. Snow White lived with seven men. Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that had the munchies. Auntie Em, Hate you! Hate Kansas! Taking the damn dog, Lizzy. And so my life begins… Traveling on the road of a thousand miles that started with a broken fan belt and a flat-tire got me to thinking. Why in the fuck do I do this! I am depriving some poor village of its idiot! Rodeo, it’s my job. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck. Good thing I’m not on salary! It only took one knock out to give me an early onset of stupid. I don’t fall off bulls? I climb down. I like to see how close I can get to wild Woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess… The pay is only fair. Sleep is at a minimum. A Swiss Army Knife is my best friend. If you are what you eat, my cowboy friends are cheap, fast and easy. The way they like their sex. When I eat out, I order a number seven if it’s on the menu. “A Prick and a Stick, please.” They usually run out of those pretty quickly. I have to order a Flint. (I will fill you in later) I will be taking home left overs. I like my sex hot, my beer cold and my enemies buried. Rodeo is also a time to catch up with old friends. Luke is easy on the eyes. The son every mother wishes for. A tall a drink of ...