-
Anniversary Sex (x-post from r/TIFU)
Date: 12/27/2014, Author: willmakeithappen, Rating: 2, Source: reddit
covering her face and crying hysterically. I try to get out of her what is going on, but to no avail. Thinking that something is seriously wrong, I jump up and turn on the lights in our bedroom. When I look over at our bed, all I can see is my wife covered in broken glass, blood, and massage oil. I run to the bathroom and grab a towel and get her all cleaned up and somewhat calmed down. I then proceed to inspect the damage. The glass message oil bottle has created a perfect semi circle gash on her forehead about two inches long.Once the bleeding had finally stopped I then went to the kitchen and got an ice back, the rest of the bottle of wine, and opened a second. We spent the rest of our anniversary evening drinking wine and watching Netflix while my wife held an ice pack on her forehead to reduce the swelling. We latter laughed about the whole situation, but at our daughters Christmas program the next day we received some awfully confused looks from the other parents and teachers. I have to say that I was probably the best anniversary that we have had yet though.tl;dr gave wife an anniversary massage that lead to sex ending in the bottle falling off the headboard breaking on her forehead and splitting it wide open