1. Anniversary Sex (x-post from r/TIFU)


    Date: 12/27/2014, Author: willmakeithappen, Rating: 2, Source: reddit

    Well this actually happened on the 19th, but here we go...So it was the night of our anniversary and I am getting home from work about 9:00. My wife is upstairs putting our daughter bed when I come in the door. I go upstairs to help my wife finish reading her a bedtime story. After the story we say our goodnights and tuck our little angel in.We make it downstairs and my wife would like to take a nice relaxing bath with a glass of wine. I offer to get the wine while she starts the bath water for herself. I pour rather large glasses of wine in the kitchen and take her one, and of course keep one for myself. While she is soaking in the tub, I finish up some work emails on my phone in bed.Once she has finished bathing, she comes out in a towel. She then proceeds to tell me how great of a husband I would be if I gave her a massage. Thinking to myself, this will for sure turn into sex, I agree. She lays down on the bed and I proceed to get the glass bottle of massage oil in our nightstand. I apply the massage oil to her back as I am sitting on her butt. Once an appropriate amount of the oil is applied I set the glass bottle on top of the flat part of our headboard directly in front of me. So I go to town on this massage. I am pulling out all the old school moves on this one. I want to make sure that this anniversary sex is one for the ages!About 20 minutes into the massage my hands are finally starting to get tired as hell, and I decide to make my move. I flip her over on her back ...
    and start kissing her passionately. I run my finger down her body and caress her breasts. I start playing with her nipples while we are making out. I move my mouth to her neck while my hands slip further down her body. Tempting her with the slightest touches on her inner thighs. One hand then moves back up to her breasts while the other gently massages her clit gently. She's starting to get very excited by this point in our venture, so she reaches down and pulls down my pants and starts strocking my penis. After about 5 minutes or so of mutual masturbation, forplay, and heavy kissing, she tells me to fucking her. So as I stick my dick in and she starts to moan softly. I tease her at first by sticking it in and then pulling it all the way out slowly. When she is all worked up she whispers in my ear, "fuck me!" Of course this gets my blood pumping, so I start to go to town. At first, slower deep strocks until I start to get into a rythem. At about the three minute mark she is starting to moan quiet loudly. This turns me on even more as she says, "Harder, harder, harder..." So, respectfully, I oblige! About another two minutes and I am going at it like it is the last time I'm going to have sex before the apocalypse. When...All of the sudden I hear a thud followed quickly by a "FUCK" and instant crying. The room is dark and I have no idea what is going on, but I notice that my chest and face have been splashed with some kind of liquid. I quickly ask what happened. My wife is now ...
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