1. How to Dodge a Speeding Ticket


    Date: 10/9/2014, Categories: Bisexual, Author: Meggsy, Rating: 17, Source: LushStories

    alone.” and he took off. “Is there a problem?” I asked. “Nothing I can’t handle. Now slip over to the passenger side and I will get in.” With that I did what I was told, and she got into the driver’s seat. “Now young lady, let’s start from the beginning. I want to hear the whole story.” The policewoman said. I recounted the party but not the cock sucking episode. I said I had upset another woman and she pushed me into the pool. “You certainly must have upset her. What happened?” she asked. “I made a pass at a guy, and this woman appeared. The fact we were kissing didn't help matters, I lied. It was his wife and I had no idea he was married. Then she just pushed us and we both ended up in the pool fully clothed. Not wanting to inflame things any further I left, got to my car and stripped off. I have nothing else to wear.” “Well I believe you, but my colleague will want to know what has happened when he gets back. I am going to give you a ticket for speeding. I can’t avoid that. It was him that logged you and you are on video. Have you been drinking?" “Yes.” I replied. “How long since your last drink?” “About three quarters of an hour ago.” “I will have to breath test you and see if that will be added to the charge.” She produced a breath analysis machine and I had to blow into the tube. In the process her hand brushed my breast. She said, “I am sorry about that; it wasn't intentional. Your breath test is negative.” Fortunately it didn't test for semen too. There was still a ...
    bit of that there I was sure. “That was the nicest thing to have happened to me tonight.” I smiled at her and my nipples immediately became erect. “I wasn't expecting that sort of response that could have been taken as sexual abuse.” I thought things can’t get any worse, “Any time you want to abuse me like that feel free.” “Now young lady that sounds like you are propositioning me.” She said. “No I just said I didn't mind you abusing me that way, in fact I enjoyed it. Any time you have nothing better to do, then I can stand a bit of abuse like that, and even a bit more if you would like to.” “Are you telling me you are a lesbian?” she asked. “No, but seeing you asked, I am Bi sexual, I butter my bread on both sides.” She laughed, “This is the last thing I could have imagined when we saw you speeding.” “Well you have found me in a situation that did need some explanation. Then you touched my breasts and I thought perhaps you may be of the same orientation. I really don’t need a speeding ticket and I would be prepared to accept any other form of punishment, even from your colleague.” I said. “I am quite sure he would oblige too, but it’s most unlikely in this situation.” She replied. It was at this moment her mobile phone rang. She had a conversation and it appeared to be the other cop. Then she turned to me and said, “We have a problem. He can’t get back for some time. I will drive to where he is and you can get home from there. It’s only a kilometer or so down the highway You ...