1. How to Dodge a Speeding Ticket


    Date: 10/9/2014, Categories: Bisexual, Author: Meggsy, Rating: 17, Source: LushStories

    beside me all the way. When I surfaced there was a woman standing on the pool side calling me every name under the sun for sucking off her husband. I won’t say I was pleasantly surprised, I was damn cranky. Fortunately my bag wallet and phone etc. were still in my car and not in the pool with me. I swam over to where she was standing. Stupid her did not move, but continued to give me a mouthful of anything but complements. Her husband it seems was just standing in the pool stunned, as a crowd gathered to see what the commotion was. I took the opportunity to show her I was not happy, grabbed her leg and pulled her into the pool too. Then I quickly got out of the pool and made my escape before she tried to drown me. I was dripping wet and my clothes were glued to me. I turned and called her husband a bastard and her a bitch, as the two of them stood in the middle of the pool, stunned and looking at the crowd. As I departed a number of people cheered me. I then made my way to the car. Once at the car I stripped all my wet clothes off and threw them onto the floor of the back seat, all of them, and I was naked, cold and alone. I got into the car turned the motor and heater on, then drove toward home. I was berating myself for what had happened, he hadn't asked me to suck his cock, I had no idea he was married, and I had no intention of having a swim, fully clothed. As I drove I was distracted and cursing myself, and unwittingly exceeded the speed limit. Silly me. How did I ...
    know? Because there was a car behind me with red and blue flashing lights giving me a--- whoop--- whoop--- on the siren. Shit it was a police car, I had been caught speeding. Now what was I going to say and do, I was naked. I hope they were not going to ask me to get out of the car. The officer approached the driver’s window and I was shitting blue lights, not the kind they had on the roof of the police car however. It wasn't until then I realized it was a woman cop. She started with the usual clap trap, “Good evening driver, do you realize you were exce...... Shit” She stopped in mid sentence. ”What is the story here? I have seen a lot of things in my life but nobody driving at 110kmh naked before. First of all have you got anything to cover yourself?” “No, everything I have is soaking wet and on the floor behind me. Please don’t ask me to get out of the car.” “In your condition I don’t think that would be wise, that may create some other problems with drivers passing and running off the road, we don’t want that.” “Thank you.” I replied. “Now young lady there has to be a story behind this situation. It hasn't rained for days so there must be another explanation. Would you mind turning off the engine please.” It was a direction rather than a request. "Can I leave it on? it’s cold and I have the heater on.” I pleaded. As we spoke the police car started and ran up beside mine and the driver said something to the lady cop. She said, “I have my hands full here you will have to do it ...