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How to Dodge a Speeding Ticket
Date: 10/9/2014, Categories: Bisexual, Author: Meggsy, Rating: 17, Source: LushStories
beside me all the way. When I surfaced there was a woman standing on the pool side calling me every name under the sun for sucking off her husband. I won’t say I was pleasantly surprised, I was damn cranky. Fortunately my bag wallet and phone etc. were still in my car and not in the pool with me. I swam over to where she was standing. Stupid her did not move, but continued to give me a mouthful of anything but complements. Her husband it seems was just standing in the pool stunned, as a crowd gathered to see what the commotion was. I took the opportunity to show her I was not happy, grabbed her leg and pulled her into the pool too. Then I quickly got out of the pool and made my escape before she tried to drown me. I was dripping wet and my clothes were glued to me. I turned and called her husband a bastard and her a bitch, as the two of them stood in the middle of the pool, stunned and looking at the crowd. As I departed a number of people cheered me. I then made my way to the car. Once at the car I stripped all my wet clothes off and threw them onto the floor of the back seat, all of them, and I was naked, cold and alone. I got into the car turned the motor and heater on, then drove toward home. I was berating myself for what had happened, he hadn't asked me to suck his cock, I had no idea he was married, and I had no intention of having a swim, fully clothed. As I drove I was distracted and cursing myself, and unwittingly exceeded the speed limit. Silly me. How did I ...