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Small town, small bar, small woman, and a small piece of poop.
Date: 11/30/2014, Author: MitchLeary, Rating: 2, Source: reddit
this without making it weird. But all of that effort went out the window when the next words out of my mouth were, "You got poop on your butt". Her response of, "That must be from you" perplexed me. A half hearted attempt at logic didn't seem to get through to her so I suggested she get in the shower to wash up and I would join her in a minute. She seemed a little pissed (most likely embarrassed) but walked naked in to the bathroom and I heard the shower turn on. I start getting dressed to make a mad dash out of the apartment and hear, "Aren't you coming?" I don't know why I didn't leave. I joined her in the bathroom and we stood there, naked, under the water for a while. I think we were both a little too drunk and grossed out to conduct any sexual activity at that point. We got out and dried off. She led me to her bed, turned out the lights and said "Good night". She was snoring five minutes later. I slipped out of bed, into my clothes and out the door. I called a friend and had him pick me up.She and I got together a bunch of times in the future despite our encounter with her dirty asshole.She had one of the tightest pussies I've ever felt.