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Small town, small bar, small woman, and a small piece of poop.
Date: 11/30/2014, Author: MitchLeary, Rating: 2, Source: reddit
So, a few years back I was in my hometown for the holidays. My buddy and I decide to go to the next town over to get a few drinks at a little redneck bar. It's a Friday or Saturday night, but the bar is almost empty. There are two open stools at the bar. One of the seats is next to a petite woman with short, red hair. I choose this seat and my friend sits to my left. Now, since my friend and I arrived, another guy in the bar had been hovering behind this woman to my right from time to time and there were a few brief exchanges between them. After about an hour of bullshitting I look to my right, where the red head is sitting and she's texting someone. I look a little closer to read over her shoulder and the text on her phone says, "I love gagging on your cock". When I looked at her face she was looking into my eyes with a smirk on her face. I assumed this text was for the guy that was moving in and out of her sphere. But the next time he came over she basically ignored him. We introduced ourselves. She looked to be in her mid 30's and I was 25 or 26. She asked me how old I was and I told her. I asked how old she was and she told me to guess. I obviously said a lower number than I thought and she knew I was full of shit, but entertained my humor and told me she was 43. This chick looked damn good for 43. She was probably 5'2", 115lbs, a tight body for having a kid. The night went on and for every drink we had she and I got a little closer. By last call we were not kissing, but ...