1. So there we were cyprus


    Date: 11/12/2014, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: alibodge, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    ‘playing chess’ and had not noticed the time...note to self: must learn that version of chess if that`s what they were doing cos the one I learnt at school didn’t need to be nude! Anyway we all sat down to a lovely meal served by the elderly housekeepers who until then neither of us knew were even in the house! I fervently hoped they had wiped down the kitchen table before they did the meal, considering what Lauren and I had been doing on it earlier! After the meal the daughter and Tim went for another swim and a game of chess no doubt! The three of us sat in the lounge watching a film of the old railway across the island, Tim having been a keen amateur driver and I having a keen interest in railways all my life. Lauren no doubt bored, wandered away to make a cocktail or two and Tim quietly whispered that he had a library of porn films which he would show sometime when the ladies were out. The evening was soon over and two slightly less sober squaddies went back to their barracks, having had a fine day, meals, women and a few drinks. By now you must have realised that I perhaps was shall we say up for any fiddle available, and it was on one of my trucks, a gully emptier, emptying cesspits that I met a chap named Mack, a member of the Canadian un detachment in a camp near kyrenia, he knew I had a few odd [as in strange] vehicles and his mate Toby had a place that we could use as a cinema so together we three hatched a plan to show porn to the troops at a price, Mack ...
    would supply the projector, I would provide the screen and Tim could supply the films. The cinema chosen was a small oval quarry just outside the camp in the middle of nowhere, ½ mile from the main road and the only neighbour a monastery a good mile on the other-side of the road ideal, we passed the word and time and date were arranged, fine, Mack “borrowed” the projector and I supplied two 5 ton cranes and a white marquee side which hoisted twix the cranes made a huge screen, The screen was erected at the outer end of the quarry, as we being brighter than the average bear we thought that it may have been better to put the rear of the screen towards the road so as not to offend the locals, the monks or the military police. At the appointed hour ...once it got a bit dark... on the Saturday evening we had a number of paying guests, about a hundred or so and a good film showing on the screen. The four of us would divide the fees later and Tim was running a bit of a bar as an extra; crates of local hooch being dispensed from the rear of another of my more unusual vehicles an old ambulance that spent its real life servicing trucks all over the island. The first film came to an end, and the second a short lesbian job began rolling, when the Irish contingent arrived, We took their pennies and dispensed some more drinks when the film changed and Tim gave me a dig in the ribs The bugger had slipped me a dummy and the film was Lauren and I shagging our brains out all over the f****y ...
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