1. So there we were cyprus


    Date: 11/12/2014, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: alibodge, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    So there we were, in the 1960`s 20 years old British soldiers, seconded to the UN in Cyprus for 6 months. The island was an island of two halves Greek and Turkish with a United Nations neutral zone known as the green line Twix the two sides, Both Greek and Turks had a fair size military presence, and the UN had contingents from Sweden, Norway, Ireland, Canada and the UK. Austrians supplied the hospital and the Finnish policed the job the British contingent supplied transport and logistics in UN colours and in addition the British had a garrison complete with hospital a port and an airfield of their own on the island. Thus the little island was crammed with squaddies, full of, good food, cheap local beer, under blue sky `s , sun, sand, the warm clean clear Mediterranean sea to swim in, plenty of off duty time, what more could lusty young men need? Well there is the company of women of course; here we were in Aphrodite’s island long before it became the holiday knocking shop it now is. Surprise, surprise, the young, local women were kept well away from lusty young soldiery, so all that pent up testosterone was looking for any outlet. The British garrison and airfield had Service women, but the permanent troops made sure that we, UN men didn’t get a sniff of them; the Austrian hospitals had a few nurses but most were male (or looked like they had once been) who were known as the Hitler youth! They were outnumbered by about 900 to 1 a balance no doubt they took full advantage ...
    of. Naturally the local ladies of the night, from whichever side they came; had field days, if they had a second pair of legs each apiece they all would have opened another branch, business was that good! That left for those of us who were not keen on risking the clap or worse, the more mature ladies, the few ex pats who had settled here and the few holiday makers who had not fetched their hubbies or boyfriends with them. Now the section of transport I was at the time in charge of was oddball to say the least, it included a couple of tankers with high capacity pumps, a fact that did not escape the notice of an ex pat who lived up to the north of the island who accosted me in a bar one morning in the second month saying he was having trouble with his swimming pool and needing it “pumped out,” for repair while his wife was away on holiday. He offered shall we say a financial incentive so I and one of my younger drivers, one shagger Bailey promised to assist the very next week. The appointed day arrived and we slipped quietly away to do the business for our new friend, Tim, pumping out began and the pool was drained in just a few hours, the cash was a boost, and we went on our way the authorities none the wiser believing we had been working in the Irish army sector. The repair completed we returned connected up the pumps to fill the pool again with clean sea water and where just about to complete the job when a good looking blonde lady arrived. The lady of the house had returned. ...
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