1. XHAMSTER HALLOWEEN: FRANKENFUCKER


    Date: 10/6/2015, Categories: Celebrities, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Author: dantheman1980, Rating: 50, Source: xHamster

    the same model of car in which I last left this world and Anne Malle's ass was not in agreement, either. By the time I raced the Buick Riviera off the highway and coursed through downtown, they were on me like so many squirrels sniffing out my nutsack, or rather Chico Wang's nutsack; an army of horny pod bitches hunting down the Womb Killer; the hunter becoming the hunted - or was it? I made for city hall, only running over about fifty of them. I don't know what they used for transport on Mars but their understanding of pedestrian crossings left a lot to be desired. Screeching to a halt, I slammed on the horn for a good minute. I was told that they didn't like high pitched noises so much. The news came in handy. 'Take me to your queen and I'll come quietly,' I offered, stepping out onto the street. It really was all too easy. And some things never changed. Did you know that LA housed their pod leader on the top floor of the Capitol Records Building? So much elitist bullshit. They literally swarmed me up there. That was unnerving, but the heavy scent of Aloe Vera was relaxing enough to take my mind off it. Little did I know that was the smell of horny martian pod pussy. 'Prepare the penis!' The booming voice came from out of nowhere. It seemed to echo and to bounce every which way. I'm not afraid to say that it unnerved me. Such cold terminology. And where had I heard that voice before; so soulless and somewhat demented. It belonged to no other than the pod version of ...
    Hillary Clinton. Well, Wang's balls shriveled right up, right there! I had no chance, they overpowered me and literally tore off my pants, hundreds of pod women getting all sappy for me. But I'd done this thousands of times under the peer pressure. What I could do in front of a camera I could do in front of the former President's wife. Obliged to be the centre of the biggest group jerk off in history, I was helpless to watch as they spat their martian plant sap all over my cock and jerked me up and down to full erectness before Hillary Cloneton hitched up her skirt and went straight to it. I closed my eyes and thought of Sandra Scream and I did it for my country... 'It is done, the queen has conceived,' Hillary said coldly. 'What, no after kiss?' The queen began to scream in pain. My job here was just about done. Thanks to the geeks working for the human resistance, my cock could now shoot pure weedkiller. Frank N. Fickner, the Womb Killer, was officially back in business. I'd like to tell you of how Hillary shrivelled up to a prune, but when did she look any different? She did, though. it was a mess. It was. it was pretty nasty to watch. But now I had the task of getting out alive, past what now looked like thousands of sexually demented pod women and to be honest, anything more than a threesome is always daunting. As God is my witness, I created the mother of all plans on the spot, like only a porn star cum spy would be stupid enough to think of. Yep, you guessed it; I totally ...
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