1. XHAMSTER HALLOWEEN: FRANKENFUCKER


    Date: 10/6/2015, Categories: Celebrities, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Author: dantheman1980, Rating: 50, Source: xHamster

    FRANKENFUCKER AND THE INVASION OF THE COCK SNATCHERS!!! My name is Frank, Frank N. Fickner, and I am the revenant of a race under occupation of martian invaders, and hopefully to be the saviour of humanity! Brought back to life as a means of reversing the martians' conquest of the planet Earth, I was reformed as a patchwork of several people long gone, but my mind - and thankfully my cock - are still my own. I was also implanted with a secret weapon to use against the martian pod people, which we will soon come to. Once I had a life, back in 80s and 90s Los Angeles. I was a porn star. Come my time I had laid an estimated 950 women all over the world and my schlong was the stuff of legend; long, veiny, afro-pubed legend. They called me:The Womb Killer I'd tried retail. I was better at this. It all came literally crashing to an end in a highway pile up, though. I went to Heavenand Hell, both, and had my way with the women there too. Imagine my disdain when I was brought back to life over 20 years later, to find that I was a Frankenstein's Monster and that aliens were taking over the planet. Seriously, I was pissed. After the wreck, I was a total mess. I don't even know what sick bastard decided to preserve my car wreck of a corpse, but someone seemed to see this coming I guess. I don't know. I just fuck women, I don't do science and astrology or whatever, but now I have Anna Malle's ass for some reason, John Holmes' nose, and a bunch of other people's limbs, and quite frankly ...
    (no pun), I'm still not amused. I'll never get my old job back looking like this! The martian pod people came to Earth on the back of an asteroid shower and cloned themselves bodies by leeching off the bodies of humans, like doppelgangers, snatching other peoples' lives and identities. They kept up this way until they managed to take over the larger cities. They are just like us in almost every way other than that they are made of vegetative matter whereas we are flesh and bl**d. However, inside and out, they feel real, and their tits are a lot more perky; like a fine balance between real and implanted, or rack and shelf. You know what I mean. At first they had everyone running for their lives, once they figured out what was going on, but then it turned out that they could only clone the women. In England, they couldn't tell tell the difference. Those women were already frigid and emotionless. Over in the sunny state, they cottoned on quick, but then the true nature and mission of the martians became clear. They all reproduced as women to become impregnated by our men so that they could create hybrids more adaptable to the climate of Earth. I wasn't about to leave my surviving f****y growing cabbages outta their asses, so I asked the science boffins what it was they wanted me to do... - LA was seriously lacking in weedkiller. You'd think it was too hot and dry for weeds, but with the martians in control the place was a botanical clusterfuck. Ironically, I drove into town in ...
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