1. SUCKING DICK & SWALLOWING JIZZ


    Date: 10/6/2015, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: bobapple, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    because of its creamy texture and smoothness. Dick juice is the only know protein that can be ingested without distress in over chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach. Temperature control: Research findings in Australia reveal that sucking Dicks is a way that can lower a higher level of anxiety as well as physical temperature spikes. For example, eighty-percent of the research subjects who sucked at least ten Dicks in a twenty-four period maintained a very stable emotional status and cooler temperatures. Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Regularly sucking Dicks can help SAD sufferers because Dick juice contains a natural mood enhancer, sperm. Smoking: Sucking Dicks can also help people trying to give up smoking. Dick juice aids the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal. Stress: Dick juice is vital to help normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, there by reducing our level of Dick juice. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high amount of Dick juice. Strokes: According ...
    to research in The New England Journal of Medicine sucking Dicks as part of a regular, daily routine can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%! Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that, if you want to kill off a wart, take a freshly used condom full of Dick juice, roll it up toward the reservoir and then apply the sperm still in the condom directly on the warts. Carefully hold the condom in place with a plaster of surgical tape! Dick juice is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to other fluids, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best methods to obtain satisfying &#034foods!&#034 So maybe its time to change that well known phrase so that we say, &#034A Dick a day keeps the doctor away.&#034 So if you spit instead of swallow, all that good medicine is &#034going down&#034 the drain!!!! So readers, do you think this would have worked? lol I will put this story in the category &#034sex humor&#034 as my wife would surely laugh her ass off if she read it!!
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