1. SUCKING DICK & SWALLOWING JIZZ


    Date: 10/6/2015, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: bobapple, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    I read this profile online one day and it quoted an article about sucking dick and swallowing jizz. I wish that I had seen it many many years ago. I could have shown it to my wife as an inducement for her to give me head, like when we were single and she was trying to persuade me to marry her! The author is unknown to me, however, I think it's worth sharing, so here it is: Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after sucking a Dick. This is because Dick juice contains a protein that the body converts into serotonin which is known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills -- suck a Dick. The semen regulates bl**d glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Anemia: Dick semen can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the bl**d and so helps in cases of anemia. bl**d Pressure: Dick semen is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt making it the perfect to beat bl**d pressure. So Much so, the US Food and d**g Administration has approved whereas physicians can make official claims for the Dick juice's ability to reduce the risk of bl**d pressure and stroke. Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by sucking at least ten Dicks at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the protein packed Dick juice can assist learning by making ...
    pupils more alert. Constipation: A huge amount of Dick juice strategically placed high in the lower intestinal tract can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives. Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is suck at least six very large Dicks smothered with honey and milk. The Dick juice, with the help of the honey, calms the stomach and builds up depleted bl**d sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system. Heart burn: Dick juice has a natural antacid effect in the body. So, if you suffer from heart burn, suck a couple of Dicks for soothing relief. Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing Dick juice from the inside of a condom on the affected area. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation. Nerves: Dick juice sucked rapidly from six well-hung, full-of-cum studs help calm the nervous system. Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic induced food cravings, we need to control our bl**d sugar levels by sucking on quite a large number of Dicks every two hours to keep levels steady. Ulcers: Dick juice can be used as a dietary approach against intestinal disorders ...
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