1. How the ghost of Adolf Hitler helped me to become a better person and fuck my sister


    Date: 9/16/2015, Categories: Fiction, Incest, Male/Female, Author: FULL_NIHILISTIC_TITS, Rating: 79.2, Source: sexstories.com

    long legs, and a cute, round ass that I just wanted to put my hands on and never let it go; there she was, only in an old, too tight t-shirt and some panties, in my room, in this house we were both living in along with the rest of my family, in this county where incest was illegal. "What the FUCK dude, did the alcohol kill your last remaining brain cells? Would it kill you to keep it down? Some people are trying to sleep here, fuck. You look worse than I did the day after I turned 21. Is everything okay or why did you decide to scream as if your dick fell off?" "I-I just...though I was in, like, a coma or dying or..." "No, you're not, now shut up and let me sleep fuck damn it", she said as she walked out and I couldn't help but staring at her two perfect cheeks moving out of my room. Alright, I must have hallucinated. I mean, why would the voice of Hitler's ghost talk to me? "Wow, your sister is hot." Oh fuck I'm too young for brain damage. "Don't worry, by the way, she can't hear me. Only you can." The look on my face must have told Hitler that this was precisely part of what I worried about. "Oh, wait, do you think you've gone mad? Nah, I can assure you I'm as real as good germany steel. Here, I'll show myself to you. Don't worry, you're not schizophrenic, I really am Adolf Hitler" And indeed he began to manifest before my eyes. "See?" the man who commanded the Wehrmacht until his suicide in 1945 exclaimed with a hint of pride, "You're not insane. I'm here to help you." ...
    I finally could say something: "What?" "Yeah. Now listen to me: I already noticed a few things you could improve about yourself in the short time I've been here. First - you shouldn't get eat junk food all the time, it's ruining your health. Why don't you become a vegetarian like me?" "Erm no offense but I don't think you're exactly a good example of how someone should live their life." "Yeah no offense but I don't think you're in any position to criticize me, Mr 'I'm in lying here in my boxershorts wondering simultaneously about whether I'm brain-damaged from all the booze I had last night, and whether I should go to McDonald's or Taco Bell for my next round of junk food'." "At least I didn't order the murder of millions of people", I angrily replied, "and the alternative was Burger King, not Taco Bell". I began getting frustrated by the arrogance of my guest. "Whatever, do you want my help or not? I also noticed that your clothes and your room look like shit, and you should also shave more regularly. Ladies may dig moustaches, but they surely don't like neckbeards." I decided it was probably the best idea to give in if I ever wanted to get rid of him. "Fine, I'll improve my diet, I'll clean my room, and I'll buy some Hugo Boss or whatever you think looks great. Anything else?" "Yes", he said with a smug look on his non-physical face, "you have to have sex with your sister." "How? I mean, what?" "Don't act like I'm stupid, son. I may have miscalculated the strength of the ...