1. How the ghost of Adolf Hitler helped me to become a better person and fuck my sister


    Date: 9/16/2015, Categories: Fiction, Incest, Male/Female, Author: FULL_NIHILISTIC_TITS, Rating: 79.2, Source: sexstories.com

    I often wonder what a person's last moments look like. Does their life flash before their eyes, like all those cliched accounts in movies and books and bad sex stories tell me? Is there a white light that feels warm and fuzzy? Do you actually feel anything? Is the moment long, or is it short? Is it true that you actually shit yourself one last time in the moment of your death? It's different for everyone, I guess. Hitler certainly didn't feel anything like that. "I didn't see anything special, no white light, no angels, no flashes of my life. I was there, and then I was gone. Like the dust of an Untermensch in the wind." the former chancellor of Germany told me when I asked him about it once, and maybe now it's time to explain a few things. The first time I saw Hitler's ghost was the day after my 19th birthday. There I was, lying in my underwar in my sweet smelly bed - of course I was still pretty wasted from the night before. I was just contemplating whether I should get some junk food from McDonald's, or junk food from Burger King, and just as I was touching my junk to the thought of getting junk food and sex from that sweet girl in that sexy yellow miniskirt I saw at the pub I celebrated my birthday in, I heard his voice for the first time: "Mark.", which was - and still is - my first name, and I had gotten quite used to my being called like that by people with physical bodies. However, it was still a pretty big shock to hear it out of the non-existing mouth of a ...
    non-physical entity I thought of as nothing more but silly nonsense just minutes ago; and there it was again - "Mark." - and I could nothing but answer in that shitty, weak voice of mine every little girl in the world would be ashamed to have, the specific type of voice I got when my mom first caught me masturbating and asked me what I was doing, the voice I got when I first asked a girl out (she declined, to the total and utter surprise of no one), the voice that haunts my dreams like some kind of retarded version of a childhood trauma, and in the manly and proud spirit of that voice I managed to whisper: "Y-yes?" "I am the ghost of Adolf Hitler", my new friend told me, "maybe this will surprise you" Why, yes, it did surprise me a little bit. Why would the ghost of the man who caused the second world war appear in my room? And in that moment, I thought, I had found the answer to my question of how a person's last moments would look like. Clearly I had drank so much alcohol I was either in a coma right now, or at least suffered substantial brain damage. So I reacted like any sane person would react, I started screaming as loud as I could, or at least as loud as my damaged lungs would allow me, the coughing caused by my screaming serving as a reminder to quit smoking so much dank weed, and just as my pathetic attempt at imitating the cute girl in horror films ended, my sister stormed in my room. Man, I loved looking at her body, it seemed to be made of nothing but bouncing, sweet tits, ...
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