1. How do I have sex with a dog?


    Date: 9/3/2015, Categories: Anal, First Time, Hardcore, Author: stif266, Rating: 67, Source: xHamster

    example, and I have one dog who won't let my husband near me while we mate. He doesn't even like him in the same room with us. My other dogs don't mind at all and being fucked by a dog while I suck my husband's cock is one of the great joys in my life, I must confess. But no amount of training has been able to change my dog's mind about sharing me. Remember that all dogs are individuals. Mating with some dogs can be an exercise in frustration, particularly with untrained dogs or dogs you're unfamiliar with. It's the biggest reason I've selected my dogs as puppies based on their breed and spent as much time as I have training them for sex. Dogs are not really having sex with us out of pure instinct, they're not being driven by nature to fuck a girl the way they are to fuck a bitch. Dogs will lose interest, they'll wander away, they'll be distracted by passing cars. In short, they can be like eight year olds with ADHD if you don't give them a lot of attention. In the stories we find online, the dogs are always willing and eager, they jump right up and go to town, locking the girl up tight and exploding with a rush of thick dog cum. That's fiction. A dog will not **** a human, and in fact a very strong case may be made that **** doesn't exist in nature (outside of humanity) at all. The truth is that even trained dogs will often need to be coaxed into sexual activity and given plenty of attention to keep them interested. Fortunately for me, I love giving them all the attention ...
    they can handle. I'm just trying to say that you should enter the game with patience and understanding and a genuine appreciation for your dog's natural inclinations. Lastly, if I had to recommend a single breed for a sexual partner, I'd have to go with black labs. I'm biased, true, but they are very even-tempered, intelligent, and fun loving dogs. They're easily trainable and their size is almost perfect for any environment short of a small apartment downtown, although they do need some room and plenty of exercise. A lab will want to be outside 25 hours of the day! But they're comfortable enough living in the suburbs with a decent backyard. If you have a swimming pool ... Oh my! I couldn't keep my dog out of it. Anyway, everyone has their favorites, of course, so I just wanted to plug mine. :) Labs are great for sex!!! Just don't ever teach one how to play Frisbee! It sucks getting bonked on the head every morning at sunrise with a Frisbee, believe me. And keep your love blanket behind a closed door or high on a shelf, it can be a little embarrassing when Grandpa asks you why your dog is dragging the blanket into the living room with his cock poking out of the sheath ... But that's why my boyfriend is a dog. Best Always If you have questions or comments, email me. This article should be used only as a guide and not taken as &#034The Final Word&#034 on dog sex. Remember that everyone is different, dogs and people, and your experiences may differ from that of someone else. Seek ...
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