1. How do I have sex with a dog?


    Date: 9/3/2015, Categories: Anal, First Time, Hardcore, Author: stif266, Rating: 67, Source: xHamster

    comfortable once you arrange yourself properly on a chair or bed. It works well for first time dogs as well, especially younger a****ls who may be prone to over-excitement. Holding the dog close to your body, speaking to him, and stroking him gently will often allow him to relax and calm down more than if he's behind you and on his own. It's also much easier to control the dog's knot that way if you do not want to be tied. Making out with him is pretty fun too, I might add, and generally heightens the experience for me. Watch out for those nails! Dog toenails are often long, ragged, and sharp even if they're kept well groomed. Most dogs will want to hold onto you in any position they are in, but especially mounting from behind. He wants the leverage and although he doesn't mean to, those nails can scratch the heck out of a human's delicate skin. In the event of a scratch it's important to wash it with anti-bacterial soap and apply any of the commercially available antibiotic creams you find at a d**g store. Dog feet tend to be dirty, even for one who stays in the house and you should take precautions against infection. Even better than the cure is prevention. I'd suggest covering the dog's front paws with mittens or socks to reduce the possibility of being scratched. A c***d's mittens work very well, but as I say, a pair of decent wool socks (thick ones) will do in a pinch. If you have sewing skills you can certainly make your own out of whatever material suits your fancy. ...
    Those felt bags with drawstrings that some liquors come in work wonderfully! Whatever you use, fix the mittens around the front paws tight enough to remain in place, but don't overdo it. Most dogs won't like it at first. They'll want to get those mittens off and so you should train the dog to ignore them and that simply means get him used to wearing them. I've found that food is the best training tool available. Start your dog early by feeding him only after he has his mittens on. Once the dog associates mittens with food, he'll be eager to see you breaking them out, believe me. It takes time, but it works. I'd suggest that you train your dog to expect sex in a certain place or under certain circumstances. I use an old comforter to have sex on, for example. When my dogs see the blanket, they know what we're going to do and they're usually pretty enthusiastic about it. Anything you can do to reduce stress and confusion on the part of your dog is good! This is more oriented to training a new dog, by the way, taking a puppy and teaching him how to be the consummate lover. It's a lot easier and more enjoyable to have a canine partner who understands basic commands, has experienced the things you enjoy, and associates your sexual activities with pleasure. I mean, it's pretty much common sense, right? Be aware that changing surroundings and especially the presence of strangers (human and especially canine) may affect the behavior of your dog. They can and do become jealous, for ...