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Lake District Holiday (part 6)
Date: 8/15/2015, Categories: Exhibitionism, Author: nickitaylor, Rating: 4, Source: LushStories
“So,” said Jen, “What are we going to do?” Mike was driving, with Jen sitting next to him. Lisa and I were either side of Saul. “Well,” I replied, “Let’s start with you two telling us how you got back.” “Bitch,” said Jen under her breath. “Did I tie you to anything? No, I did not. Were you alone? No you were not. Were you suffering the hangover to end all hangovers? No, you were not.” I counted these items out on my fingers. Mike turned to Jen, “She’ll be telling you to count your blessings in a minute.” “I’m hungry,” I said, “Anyone else hungry?” “I could eat,” said Saul. Lisa nodded. Mike looked in the mirror at Saul, “Eagle and Child?” he asked. Saul nodded, “Sounds good.” Mike put his foot down; we went straight past our hotel and took the road back towards Kendal. We turned off into the village of Staveley, past a few shops and then parked outside a pub called The Eagle and Child. Now I know that English pubs sometimes have strange names, but this one takes the biscuit for me. Having said that, there’s a pub in Brighton which apparently used to be called “The Spreadeagle”. But I digress. The Eagle and Child was very nice--they gave us a delicious lunch (which we ate outside at a picnic table) and everyone but Mike had a drink or two as well. It wasn’t until we were having lunch that Jen and Mike told us the story of how they got back to the car. There were other people around, so Lisa, Saul and I heard the story in hushed tones. “When we saw you run off, my heart sank,” ...