1. Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart-namic Duo


    Date: 6/15/2015, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    screamed. &#034# ...The more you - #&#034 Fart-Girl suddenly stopped and pushed hard. *PPPPPFFFFFAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPHHHHHTTTT!!!!* She blasted out such a big huge powerful fart right into the face of Evilina, knocking her head back against the thighs of Buttsniff-Girl. It was so powerful of a fart that it almost blew the hair off of her head! It was really really stinky too. Even Buttsniff-Girl was struggling with breathing in the excess fumes just through her mouth, god only knows what it was like for Evilina who was experiencing it all at point-blank range! *pfpftftltltlt...* The last little rattle of the explosive fart ripped out of her butthole. &#034Ahhhhhhhh... Phew! That felt so good!&#034 Fart-Girl sighed in relief and beamed playfully. She then turned back around to look at Evilina slumping backwards against Buttsniff-Girl, who released her arms and Evilina flopped to the ground, her eyes shut, her body still. &#034Did - did that kill her?!&#034 Buttsniff-Girl asked with her lip quivering in fear. &#034No, it's only knock-out gas. I'd never use killing gas on anyone.&#034 Fart-Girl reassured her partner with a calm smile. &#034How could you tell? You said you didn't know what effect those beans would have on your ...
    gas?&#034 Buttsniff-Girl questioned. &#034That's just what I wanted her to believe. I needed to give her a scare she'll never forget.&#034 Fart-Girl calmly explained. &#034But what about the priceless can of beans being defiled? An elaborate prank like that isn't going to bring those back...&#034 Buttsniff-Girl continued to question as she pondered what just happened. &#034Don't worry, that wasn't the priceless can of beans. You see, I caught wind of Evilina's plans to steal the priceless can of beans 2 days ago, and so I replaced them with just an ordinary can of beans and forged the label on them to make them appear to be the priceless can of beans. The REAL very first ever can of Heinz beans is safely stored away in the Fart-Cave, and I shall return them to the museum after we've handed Evilina and her goons over to Commissioner Pardon.&#034 Fart-Girl revealed the full extent of her ingenious plan. &#034Gee whiz, Fart-Girl, there's no end to your beautiful genius!&#034 Buttsniff-Girl cheered. &#034Nor is there an end to my wind!&#034 Fart-Girl playfully cheered back before lifting a leg up to blow out a small parp from her butt. The pair shared a laugh together and headed off into the night with the captured Evilina.The End.
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