1. Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart-namic Duo


    Date: 6/15/2015, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    rendering it worthless!&#034 Evilina threated as she snapped her spear-head off the staff and held the point against the lid. &#034Go ahead, be my guest.&#034 Fart-Girl challenged as she slowly advanced towards her. &#034Fart-Girl, what are you doing?! She'll open the can!&#034 Buttsniff-Girl voiced her concern. &#034Yes, listen to your fart loving friend!&#034 Evilina agreed and chuckled. Fart-Girl continued to walk forward to her. &#034You stupid Stink-Whore! Let's open up this can o' worms! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!!&#034 Evilina shrieked with deranged laughter as she plunged her spear-head into the can of beans, opening it up. The orange baked beans glistened like shiny gems in the reddish-orange tomato sauce. &#034Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You've failed, Stink-Whore and Butt-Breath, I have opened the can!&#034 Evilina continued to taunt and laugh. &#034Give me that can!&#034 Fart-Girl ordered as she snatched the can out of her hands. She then lifted the can up and poured it down her own throat, gulping down the beans like as if she was downing down a pint of beer. Buttsniff-Girl rushed over, in shock at Fart-Girl's actions, and grabbed Evilina's arms behind her back. Evilina tried to struggle but Buttsniff-Girl pressed her foot against the back of her knee, causing her to drop down to her knees, kneeling down right before Fart-Girl, who finished the beans and, using the back of hand, wiped the sauce off her chin and sighed. She then cutely let out a small satisfied burp. ...
    &#034What are you going to do now, Fart-Girl? Throw me back in prison? That won't replace the priceless can of beans, will it? heheheheee!&#034 Evilina laughed. &#034Perhaps. I don't know what effect those old beans will have on my powers though. It might give me extra-strong knock-out gas to use on you, or maybe it'll make my gas so potent that just one fart will kill you...&#034 Fart-Girl calmly explained. &#034Come now, we both know you won't kill me. You're not the killing kind.&#034 Evilina smirked in smug confidence. &#034Well, we won't know until I fart in your face now, will we?&#034 Fart-Girl calmly pointed out, and began to slowly turn around. The smug expression on Evilina's face quickly dropped. She looked scared as she saw Fart-Girl's butt inches away from her face. She looked up to Buttsniff-Girl, hoping she'll save her, but Buttsniff-Girl just held her tightly in place. &#034Y-y-you've lost the plot, Fart-Girl! Have you gone crazy?! Please! No! No - don't fart on me! Please! PLEASE!!&#034 Evilina begged and pleaded in fear. &#034You know what they say, don't you? # Beans, beans, good for the heart... #&#034 Fart-Girl began to softly sing. &#034No! NO!! DON'T!! PLEEEAASSEE!!!&#034 Evilina screamed in fear. &#034# The more you eat... #&#034 Fart-Girl continued to softly and slowly sing, as she leant forward, sticking her naked butt right out into the face of Evilina, and pressed her hands onto her bubbling brewing stomach. &#034Noooo!! NOOOOOOO!!!!&#034 Evilina ...
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