1. Funny experiences


    Date: 3/5/2015, Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor, Author: SirDavide, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    the residents are old." "Maybe she lives in an adjacent building. She's called Alexandra and is 18 like me. Do you know her?" Her eyes turned red and I could see thunders and lightning coming off her face. "She's my s****r!" Luckily, I was the best athlete at school and managed to run the 60 yards in 7". None of them of course talked to me anymore, so I decided to go all in with the third girl and on the following day I sent her a message. She replied: "Do you want to have sex only with related girls? I'm Alexandra's cousin, you m***n!" LOL I had to wait a couple of months and a perfect stranger to have sex for the first time. The third episode is far more recent. It just happened a year and a half ago. I went with my then girlfriend (I had met her less than a month before, it was our third date) to a pub a few km from my town. We had some fun and of course I didn't drink any alcohol. On that road, the police often used to check drivers and I didn't want any problem. However, while I was driving home, my girlfriend, who was a little d***k, wanted to have sex and kept on asking for ...
    it. "Please, wait for a while. We are just 2 kms from ******" (our town), I said swearing against myself and my law abiding character. Two fucking kms. But she didn't want to wait and unzipped my jeans, pull out my dick and started sucking. I slowed down a lot but could not stop the car because there was no space. As you can imagine driving was not easy: it was all dark and I had my gf's head near the steering wheel. The car advanced weaving and of course we found the police. I was fucked up so I told my girlfriend to stop doing it because there was the police. "I know all of them, they let us pass. My father is the chief." I slammed on the brakes. We were less than a hundred metres from the check point. Noticing the hard braking, two policemen get near and asked me what happened. My gf said: "Hello daddy, Davide slammed on the brakes because he didn't know you were a policeman". I smiled with an heartbeat. "Oh sweety, where have you gone?" "A pub near *******" "Did you drink anything?" he asked me. "No, Mister. Nothing. I had to drive." "Oh, good guy. Just remember to zip your jeans."
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