1. Funny experiences


    Date: 3/5/2015, Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor, Author: SirDavide, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Here you are some of the funniest moments related to sex I've had :) The first happened a lot of time ago, I was just 17, still a virgin (for a few months) and a porn addict. Yet. My parents went out shopping on a Saturday afternoon so I was alone at home. What can a 17 yo do with a free house? He may either call some friends or watch porn. I watched porn. It was a hot and sunny afternoon in a small town in Southern Italy, and nothing should happen in such a day. At 4 pm I turn on my PC, downloaded a couple of midsized movies (one starring Briana Banks, the other Priya Rai) and decided to have some fun before it was tea time. It all seemed good, Briana's eyes and Priya's juggs were exciting and my right hand went up and down at a good pace for some time. When the actor's dick shot a nice load on Priya's face, I did the same. My thick sperm hit anything on my table and keyboard and of course I had a lot of sperm on my fingers and hand. And it came a nice problem. Someone was knocking at the door. With my sperm still on my hand I went to door and opened. It was my ten years older blonde cousin who wanted to give back a book my mother lent her. "Oh you're Davide. You have grown since the last time we met" and raise her hand in order to shake. I gave her my left hand telling: "I broke my hand while playing...tennis". I told her my parents were not at home and she went away. A few days later my mother asked me: "When have you started playing tennis? What happened on Saturday?" ...
    lol I thought I was caught but managed to find an escape: "Tennis? Who told so?" "Your cousin" "Ah she must have misheard my words, I told her I had a scald smoking cannabis" "Smoking cannabis?" "I couldn't say I burnt my hand while drinking tea" "ahaha okay okay" The second tale is related to a bad situation into which I threw myself. At the age of 18 I had a girlfriend, the historical one, the girl with whom you grow up, play and study. A s****r more than a girlfriend. As it often happens, when we had to have sex we split and I had to find someone else. I was very indecisive, too many girls and too many hormones. I reduced to list to three names, calculating the chances that the three girls had of knowing each other. Different schools, different ages, different hobbies, different musical and movies tastes. The first Saturday of May I invited a girl (Alexandra) to the cinema, we then went to the pub and while walking at night in the park, we kissed. She was 18 like me and went to my same high school. The following Wednesday, I had a date with a two years younger girl who went to another school. She played volleyball. So, at the end of the match, we went to a pub celebrating "our" defeat. It was a good time and we kissed. I offered to bring her home - at night you can never be sure to be safe. She accepted. We walked for a while and just in front of a school she said: "I live here". "Really? I had a date with an another girl who lives here." "There aren't other girls here. All ...
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