1. Crosstown Clubbing Adventure Part 1


    Date: 1/11/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Author: ThickJohn, Rating: 4, Source: LushStories

    massive girth, however it was a grimace accompanied by a subtle smile of pleasure underneath it. "Oh my god, this thing is so damn big, I don't know if it will even fit in the female species. Maybe in some societies the men are just too big for copulation; might that possibly be the case?" commented Taylor. "Oh baby, don't worry it will fit inside any person of the female species provided she's soaking wet," joked Carl. "Okay ladies, what now?" queried Mr. G. "Let's line these phallic symbols and get some measurements for our research purposes," ordered Nichole. Out came the tape measurements. The girls pretended to be serious with intense researcher facial expressions. Nichole began by affixing the tape measure at the base of Mr. G's shaft and ran it to the tip of his swollen head. As she did so, her nails scraped along the length of his thick shaft. Mr. G's cock swelled even more and started to pulse as he let out a slight moan. All Mr. G could think was how he was going to bang the shit out of this haughty bitch once he got her panties down, or thong, or whatever the hell she was wearing underneath that tight skirt of hers. "Oh, let's see, looks like 9 1/2 inches long; and ah, width, oh my, an astounding 6 1/4 inches!" announced Nichole admiringly. "Now that is the kind of phallic symbol that the female of the species can get into," giggled Nichole before turning serious again. "My turn," piped Clara as Nichole passed the tape measure to her. Clara wrapped the tape around ...
    Ron's shaft and announced her findings, "5 3/4 inches to go along with an 11 1/2 inch shaft; a very impressive phallic symbol indeed! I'm sure the female of the species will be pleased, assuming she is able to insert this phallic member into her vagina." Ron stared down at Clara's cleavage straining to get released from her bra. He pictured dousing those beautiful areola with cum and watching it role down the sides of her swollen breasts. It made his dick even harder with anticipation. "Oh, don't worry Ms. researcher, I assure you the female of the species can take all 11 1/2 inches, no problem." Clara passed the tape to Taylor. She strung it along Carl's swollen shaft, pausing to wipe his pre-cum off with the tip of her finger. "Oh my, this phallic symbol is only 8 1/2 inches. Carl, I thought you had to be at least nine inches to be a member of this club? Are you a non-representative phallic symbol?" "Check my girth baby, and you'll see I belong in this damn club!" demanded Carl. Taylor wrapped the tape around his massive, swollen shaft and let out a slight gasp at the results. "Shit, she thought, this thing is thicker than thick." "Oh, lookee here girls, seven inch girth on this phallic symbol! Mr. Carl, you're almost as thick as you are long, so I guess with a penis that wide, you pass as a marvelous representation of a virile, male phallic symbol. Maybe we should hang a 'wide load' sign around your phallic member," joked an increasingly horny Taylor. For the next phase of ...
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