1. ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #4


    Date: 12/30/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Masturbation, Author: FrankSinner, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    kinda passed out as soon as I walked in, so I guess I lucked out." "From now on, I'm sl*eping in some different clothes," Andre said, looking down at his raggedy burgundy USC pants. "You got your phone?" "Nah, man... I think I put it on my dresser before I passed out." "Damn." "So, is it just the four of us?" Trina asked impatiently. "Because as the only female, and therefore the island's queen, I will not hear any repopulation ideas. Well," she said eyeing Nate up and down, "I could be convinced." "Something's wrong with you..." Andre said, shaking his head. "And no, Cat and Jade are also here. They're looking for other people too, I guess." "So no one's seen my s*ster or Beck then? They're really the only ones left in the group unaccounted for." The four looked down the beach on both ends, and at the thick vegetation on the mainland of the island. "So, uh Nate," Robbie said nervously, "I hate to stereotype, but you seem like you'd know your way around the woods. Do you think we can try and set up a camp? I could help. I've seen like every episode of Survivor." "I'll bet you have," Nate said with a chuckle. "All I got is this knife, and I'm not gonna be chopping wood with this. But I could probably manage something." "Me and Robbie will help you, man. Trina, why don't you head down the way we came and let Jade and Cat know that we are here. Maybe go looking for the others. You know... if they're even here." Trina groaned for a few seconds and then did as she was told, ...
    walking along the shore as the water rushed over her feet. She rounded the corner and could see Cat's bright red hair from quite the distance. Jade lagged a bit behind the short girl, and from a distance she looked like she was wearing lingerie underneath a poncho made of a couple giant leaves. "Oh, it’s you," the Goth teen greeted the eldest Vega s*ster as they met. "I guess this really is hell." "Shut up, Jade. Nobody likes you. What are you even wearing?" "I was being sexy for my boyfriend, and fell asl*ep and woke up here. You know what a boyfriend is, right, ogre? That person who loves you and gives you affection. I'm sure you've read magazines about them." "Stop it, you guys," Cat contested softly, which did nothing to stop the hatred. "That's funny coming from the cunt who will take anything with legs. Which includes my s*ster, dyke-pire." "I'd call you a cunt too, Vega, but let's be honest- you lack the warmth and depth." "STOP IT!" Cat's high pitched scream silenced the warring women, who turned to her and apologized in unison. "Andre, Nate, and Robbie are like half a mile up that way. They said we should start looking for anyone else while they try and do guy stuff." "Guy stuff? Ugh... so sexist," Jade said, rolling her eyes. "Fine, so do they have any ideas on how we ended up here… or at least where the fuck we are?" "Language." Cat said, covering her ears as if it hurt to listen to. "Well, if the sun always rises in the east, then... that is north," Trina said proudly. ...