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Gaining a Better Vantage Point
Date: 12/17/2014, Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Voyeur, Author: artweaver, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
Well, so here was another fine Saturday to be spent all by myself alone. Waking up today, I know there are things I have to do, so I slip out of bed and head to the kitchen for my duty list left on the counter by Della, my wife of 28 years. If I don't get these things done, I will pay for it later. Della and her mother are off on their weekly antique hunt/garage sale quest. They like the bargains. They watch way too much of those shows on TV. Like they are gonna score anything. Della likes the food they sample at those places, or any place really. Guess that helped her get in the shape she's in. Round, that's a shape; right? At least she takes that mother of hers with her. I've been fighting her mother's criticisms of my accomplishments ever since we were married. Just can't please either one of them. Me, I'm 49, your average accountant, married to one of those garage sale-aholics of a wife. Drinking my coffee, I peruse the list of things to do. Mow and trim, check. Clean gutters, check. Arrange the storage shed, check. Fuck you. On second thought, I'd better do them or else I'll never hear the end of it. You don't know my wife. 5-1 in height, 180 pounds, she's built more like a tank than a skank. Thinks sex is torture and comes by it honestly. Her mother was the same I'd imagine. Pity the man she married. Pity me. Before going out to work, I see through the window it's gonna be another scorcher today. They talk about the drought here in Dallas like it's something new. ...