1. Pedo Cure the interim solution


    Date: 11/15/2014, Categories: Fiction, BDSM, Cock & ball torture, Consensual Sex, Prostitution, Torture, Author: Allthwaite, Rating: 28.6, Source: sexstories.com

    "Might as well chop his bollocks at same time," I suggested. "Indeed, Miss Hastings," the doctor called as he nicked off the pedo's bollocks and chucked them in a saucer, "Finish up would you please?" and he put down the knife and said, "Have you seen enough Mr Allthwaite, will you recommend us?" "Oh yes, specially the last treatment, bollock em and roll the cock up until it rots off, ideal." I agreed. "What about the titty implants?" Miss Hastings asked. "Right, yeah why not." I added, "And make sure you give them the separate piss hole so they piss sat down." "Exactly," he said, "What I have in mind is for bollocking as you call it and breast implants to be considered as a suitable punishment for pedophiles, an alternative to prison." "Cheaper," I agreed, "But what about me reinforced lamp post business?" "But they can still be hung from a hook up their anus." I must have looked blank because he added "Ass hole, they could still swing from a hook up their ass hole." "Right!" I agreed, "And wear striped Pyjamas like in concentration camps." "Perhaps, I am a Doctor not a politician." he said. "I'll get onto fatso straight away," I said, and when he looked confused I said, "Our leader the fat bastard." "Oh yes," he beamed. "When I've had a shag." I added. “Indeed,” he agreed “First things first.” “Your secretary up for it?” I asked. “No, but I do have a few contacts,” he admitted, “Have you tried Lola?” “That’s me bird!” I insisted but it was some other bitch when I rang and ...
    anyway she was only around the corner so it was all right, I don’t reckon we was at it more than ten minutes so she only charged me twenty quid as long as I signed her visitor’s book. I hadn't been home more than a couple of hours when the phone rang, "Is that Allthwaite?" this posh git asks. "John Althwaite Councillor and Pedo Slayer at your service squire," I says, "What can I do you for?" "Touch awkward this Allthwaite, strictest confidence do you see?" he says. "So who are you?" I asks. "Ah, need to know old boy, strictest confidence don't you know." he says, "Thing is cost." he says, "Shouldn't be an issue do you see but it costs an absolute fortune." "What does?" I asks "Why locking up Pedophiles of course," he said, "We locked up seven last week." "Right the Bunglas," I says. "What?" he says. "Deshies," I adds. "I have no idea what you are blathering on about," he says. "Whoof whoofs," I says "Bungler Dessies and Afgans." "Right," he says, "Yes I see, you see," he said, "We cannot afford it Mr Althwaite." "No," I said, "When a twenty quid ass hook gets the job done once and for all." "Exactly!" he says "Can I leave it in your capable hands?" he said. "Well, I need some expenses," I said, "And an alibi?" "No need to worry about that Allthwaite, ammendment to the criminal justice bill comes up on Thursday." "Right," I says, "I'll wait until Thursday." "No, look ideally we would like you to sit in on the Central Lancashire Criminal court and identify the perpetrators," he ...
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