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The Saoirse Ronan Chronicles [PART 6]
Date: 11/5/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: thejediman, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
my legs. Coming off my legs, I flung my trousers to the side- only to forget the crap I had in my pockets; nothing came out of my pockets. Great. I looked to Josh. I still felt nervous. Getting naked inside a car with another lad? Sure there was a lady, but still...Jake: "Yeah..."Josh: "Relax, b*o. Just fucking do it unless you want to get sweaty in your clothes. The full thing. Do it for Saoirse." Well, ok. I relaxed. I sat with my back against the chair and finally... slid off my underwear. I flicked it to the side. There my flaccid penis lay, rested against my ball-sack.Josh: "Well, well, well. The snake is finally out of the bag."Jake: "Yeah."Josh: "See? Wasn't so hard, was it? It's easy."Jake: "Yeah, I can see. It just feels a bit weird being naked around another guy is all."Josh:Yeah, I get it. You get over it. I'd rather be fucking partially naked than fuck with my trousers on. All about preference."Jake: "Heh, yeah. It's fucking cold, though. I know the heating is on, but shit."Josh: "I don't feel it. I'm cozy, but then again I'm just recovering from a post-fucking."Jake: "Okay. Um."Josh: "Ah, so you are circumcised..."Jake: "Obviously. Is that surprising? Didn't I say that before?"Josh: "Well, I think you implied it. Just wanted to see if you were lying is all."Jake: "Why would I lie about that? If I had a foreskin, I'd cut the damn thing off. Or have an attractive nurse or doctor do it, or something..."Josh: "Or Saoirse. Get her to bite it off. Heh heh."Jake: ...