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Eating Breakfast In Glass Slippers
Date: 11/8/2014, Categories: Straight Sex, Author: TheScheherezadeFeint, Rating: 26, Source: LushStories
this,” I say. “So, we got into another bottle back at the car, if anyone remembers,” Jasmine says, and I guess that rings some sort of a bell, “Not much. Just a couple of shots each. Everyone was pissed after breakfast. No offense,” she says to me now, “But your mom's a pretty heinous bitch.” “No, you're right. She's kind of awful. What's wrong with her?” I yell in frustration, slamming my fist down on the table, slopping black coffee across the table again, revealing to everyone just how many grounds and how much general filth their cups contain. “Who knows, honey, but that's probably a discussion for another time,” Ursula jokes, and I snort at her in annoyance, but laugh in approval and move on as she continues, “Anyway, we stripped down right there in the parking lot, and Jasmine gave your mom the finger as she and your dad drove away-” “You gave my mom the naked finger?” “Well, the topless finger.” “Damn. I hope I gave you a topless hug.” “You did more than that!” I look to Ursula, who inhales through her teeth, looking askance at me, as though she can't say anything to help. “Sorry, Ursula,” I tell her. “No worries. Looked like you both enjoyed it,” she says. “What exactly was... it?” After Ursula teases me with a lengthy pause, Jasmine interrupts her fun, “Oh it was just a snog. A good one, though.” Even though I can feel my face turning more than one shade of red, I think I'm smiling. “Are you smiling?” Ursula asks me. “I guess I am. What happened next?” “Well, once I ...