1. ProfNigma Stories #3: Carousel Nights #3


    Date: 11/10/2014, Categories: Celebrities, Author: FrankSinner, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    come on, Sam... Cat's not that bad." "Maybe, but if she's just jumping right into bed with you, can she really be that chaste?" "Did you just use the word, chaste?" "No... Well, yeah... shut the fuck up, Carly," Sam couldn't help but laugh. "Must have picked it up from Freddie." "For your information, Cat was a virgin when we met." "When you met… which was a month ago? But not, now?" Sam asked, annoyed that this was their conversation. "What did you do? Get her into an orgy at the camp with a bunch of girls?" Carly raised her eyebrows, not confirming anything… "There was one guy there." "Who? Only a couple guys there that you both knew, and Beck was busy, which just leaves that nerd k*d and F…" Sam slowly felt the hair on her arms and neck spike up. Carly stared wide eyed, for a moment, unable to respond. "Oh my God! Fuckin' seriously? Why am I so in love with the biggest man-whore on the west coast?" "In his defence, it's not like he asked for it… it just sorta happened." "Oh my god," Sam said as sarcastically as possible, "that makes me feel sooooo much better." "Come on, Sam… have you ever just had a moment where things happen, and it happens, and then you try and move on?" "No..." Sam said weakly, trying hard to suppress the idea of Spencer and her in the camper. The two girls lay on the bed, not really knowing what else to say, before finally deeding to write some iCarly sketches. After getting three or four plotted out, including a bit when Gabby became a supervillain ...
    with enormous hands, the two girls were laughing and friendly like nothing had ever been discussed. Sam almost said something, but from downstairs they heard a crash, followed by Spencer yelling, and rushed down to see what happened. * * * Across town Jade and Cat were sitting on her aunt's couch flipping through channels and watching television. Both girls felt like they should be definitely be talking about something, but they just couldn't seem to find the words. "Ooh… Saw 5. Stop here." "But it says 'Saw V'." "Cat, sweetie… V is a Roman numeral... it means five. How could you not know this?" "I don't know. My br*ther always told me that if I ever see numbers and letters together, I should run away. That's how he got into the special classes." "Eventually, I feel like that might come back and haunt you." Jade loved how naive Cat was at times. She was always cute, and curious, and friendly, and bubbly. Everything Jade wasn't. But sometimes she was just plain dumb, like tonight. "I know you probably don't want to talk about it because you looked upset this morning, but did you get back with Freddie?" "Cat…" "C'mon Jade… tell me what happened." "We just talked-" "All night?" "Fre… we fooled around, and I slept over. Happy?" "Are you?" Jade was stunned for a moment on how direct Cat was being. "I don't know... I think I should be, and he was super nice about it, but I don't know... it's like we live in completely different worlds, and maybe we're just not meant to be. Or maybe ...