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Community Involvement Ch. 11
Date: 11/9/2014, Categories: MILF, Author: Phoenix181, Rating: 4, Source: LushStories
to change the subject matter, as we approached the canteen. “Oh my…I hope it’s better than some of yours I have heard about.” “A woman with a lisp goes into a police station asking for assistance. The policeman looks at her and asks for her name. She repeats it a couple of times but due to her lisp he can not get it straight. Finally, she stumbles upon an idea to get her name across. ‘It is Fanny, but with an R… Franny…Fanny with an R’ she says again, to make sure he got it right. ‘Oh’, says the policeman, “So your name is Crunt?’” “Good one isn’t it?” I laughed. “I don’t get it.” said Clare, thinking hard. “Remember that word we were musing over earlier… the C word. The girl’s name is actually Franny…but the policeman was thinking of the other word and added the R… ” I laughed harder at having to explain myself. “Oh my…” Clare laughed and then started to slap me. “That is terrible. Clever… sort of… but terrible. Stick to your day job, bud.”