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Pissing on the Zombie Bitches - Chapter 6
Date: 10/16/2014, Categories: Fantasy & Sci-Fi, Author: Mili, Rating: 1, Source: LushStories
This was inspired a fan. For Becky. "These are actually quite useful," Rebekka said as she was inspecting the lance. "Mhm. And heavy," I replied, weighing a halberd in my hand. The walls of the castle had several medieval weapons displayed, mainly swords and spears, as well as some helmets and armor. "Well, these were definitely made for less busty girls," Rebekka remarked as her eyes went from a breastplate to her own, ample chest. I shrugged. "It's incomplete anyway. There's the backplate missing. And even if we could wear it, it would slow us down to a crawl." I leaned the halberd into a corner. "But you're right. We should take some of the lighter weapons with us. They'll keep the zombies at bay." After our short rest, we had begun to inspect the castle, going from room to room, always on the lookout for any noise that might indicate a zombie presence, but the building was quiet like a grave. "So after we made it to the harbour, then what?" Rebekka asked, almost whispering as if she didn't want to disturb the silence. I shrugged. "It's not really a harbour," I admitted. "The Passer's not wide enough for that. It's more like a boatshouse." I tried to remember its location, but it's been many years since I've last been there. "Anyway, I guess we'll take a boat and follow the river towards the sea." She nodded, breaking a few display cases and playing with something that looked like an iron flute. "And where then?" she asked, "what's the destination?" I leaned against ...