1. What's a Voyeur.


    Date: 10/12/2015, Categories: Voyeur, Author: demonkey, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    I was around at Bob's place helping him fix his car. He's quite good with his hands and I'm reasonably competent and we were making great progress. Then we hit a snag. There's always something that will go wrong. I could hear Bob cursing as he worked on trying to stick something in where it should logically go, but just wasn't going. I finished what I was doing and then went to see what was going wrong. The new part that he was trying to fit just wasn't going on. I glanced at the box it had come in, sniggered, and gently broke the news to him. &#034You've got the right part but wrong model car, you dickhead. You'll have to take it back and change it.&#034 Bob snatched up the box and checked it. &#034I'll kill that fuckwit,&#034 he snarled. &#034I even wrote make and model down and gave it to him. I'm going to take this back and feed it to the dumb bastard.&#034 &#034You go get him, boy,&#034 I said. &#034I'll finish up the rest of the little bits and pieces while you're gone.&#034 &#034You do that, mate,&#034 Bob grumbled. &#034Feel free to wander in and grab a drink while you're waiting for me.&#034 Bob then borrowed Diana's car (his s****r's -- borrow means &#034I'm taking your car. Gimmee the keys.) and headed down to wherever he got dudded on the part. I hopped to and finished off the rest of the bits and pieces and Bob's car was as good as new, bar one missing piece. Deciding a break was well earned I wandered in to make some coffee. Diana was inside with Tracy a friend ...
    of hers. They were both very nice young women, and I wouldn't kick either of them out of my bed. They were arguing about a crossword they were trying to do. I made my coffee, listening to them debate the answers. Coffee in hand I took a seat and relaxed. Diana was seated opposite me and Tracy was standing next to me, leaning forward and giving me a great view. &#034OK,&#034 said Dianna. &#034Someone who watches. Six letters, starting with V.&#034 The answer was obvious, so I gave it to them. &#034Voyeur,&#034 I said, straight-faced. Dianna didn't even blink. She just put it down and kept on going. After a while she found that they'd run into a problem. They had an answer but it didn't match up with the letters already down. Not surprisingly, voyeur was the word that seemed to be causing them trouble. &#034Are you sure voyeur is right,&#034 she asked me. &#034What is a voyeur, anyway?&#034 &#034A voyeur is one who watches,&#034 I said. &#034The opposite of one who displays. One who displays is called an exhibitionist.&#034 Tracy was frowning. &#034That just can't be right,&#034 she said irritably. Then she had a brainwave. &#034Make that viewer,&#034 she said. &#034That will fix it.&#034 Giving me a triumphant look the girls changed their answer. &#034Why'd you say voyeur?&#034 asked Tracy. &#034It fitted,&#034 I told her &#034The dictionary definition of a voyeur is a person who watches others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity.&#034 &#034Ewww,&#034 said Diana. ...
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