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Bawdy Tales: Part 3 — The Whore's Story
Date: 10/12/2015, Categories: Historical, Author: ManOfSorrows, Rating: 7, Source: LushStories
a piece of dirt. I recall one priest who would get me to tie him up and whip him before fucking me in the arse — it was only sodomy if it was with a man he told me, women didn't count. Yet this same supposed man of God would the next day, if I chanced upon him in public, make the sign of the cross and call out, “Beware the wrath of God you harlot, repent of your sins before it is too late or suffer the flames of Hell.” I ask you, who was the hypocrite — me or him. I didn't much enjoy being fucked in the arse so I made sure he paid double for his pleasures. On our second night on the road at an inn in a town I was told was called Bawtry, before supper I espied Oswine sitting by the fire, a jug of ale on the table in front of him. Taking pity on him, I decided that I might be able to give him some relief from his melancholy. I slipped onto the bench beside him and laying my head on his shoulder, whispered in his ear, "Why so pensive and sad kind sir? What has ta'en place so recent cannot be undone; 'twas surely God's will and naught is to be gained by brooding on it. We should rejoice that we are alive, and look to the future.” He didn't say anything, just sighed. He didn't push me away however so I continued, “If you like, I could come to you tonight and give you some relief from your melancholy. I know many ways to pleasure a man and I am clean I assure you; I have always been very careful with my favours." After a good supper of lamb stew and turnip we all gathered round to ...