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So not a camper... but I might be warming up to it
Date: 9/29/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Taboo, Author: wasntme83, Rating: 92, Source: xHamster
How the heck did I let her convince me to go camping, I hate being outdoors! The things we do for love, I kept reminding myself... oh well. "This camp site is lame, there's nobody around for miles, my cell phone reception sucks, and I forgot my pillow," I complained to my girlfriend. She wasn't listening, she was too busy giggling with her girl friends as they left me and the "gay" friend James (he wasn't gay, he confessed that he got laid way more often pretending to be gay than when he acts straight, so he just preferred it) to setup the tent and sl**ping areas. This tent was huge, you could easily fit 20 people in there, but there were only 5 of us. That tent was a nightmare, I was looking for every excuse in the book to go home, but that was a 4 hour drive and I was already tired. My girlfriend came and gave me a kiss on the cheek as I pouted and handed me a red solo cup full of what I can only describe as every alcohol I can name on one hand mixed with some sweet berry juice, the drink may not have been professionally mixed, but damn did it pack a punch. Half way through the drink the tent started to droop and I was just laughing at the amount of effort being put into it... The girls were already on their 2 or 3 cup each and James was already on his 2nd asking for a refill. Oh well, I thought. At least everyone is going to pass out in a while and I'll get some quiet time to play on my laptop til the battery dies. As the sun went down, the alcohol ...