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Walt's worst nightmare
Date: 9/21/2015, Categories: Masturbation, Author: Alexandra_A, Rating: 11, Source: LushStories
the tiled floor. The next unexpected thing to happen is not quite so exciting, but it’s still worth recounting. The monster’s head rolls off and bounces thunderously onto the floor. Beneath it is a mane of long black hair. The very pretty face beneath that is somehow not spoiled by its excessively smug expression. My seventh ejaculation tells her I am English. ‘Fucking hell, you’re a… a…’ She ignores me. ‘Oh, monsieur! Merci! You are very kind… sank you for allowing me…’ ‘…a … a fucking girl. You’re a fucking girl!’ ‘Ah! You noteece, eh? What?' She wrinkles her previously perfect nose. 'You sink ah was… a mouse? A real mouse or somesing?’ Though sprawling on a raft of confusion, I drift on a glassy sea of utter relief. Was I wanked by a man or a mouse? No. Neither. A girl! It was a girl! And a particularly pretty one. Phew. Then a fin of incredulity breaks through the shimmering surface and circles my self-satisfaction. The sea erupts into blood and foam. ‘What the fuck was that all about? What is this?' More mime, the hands and facial expression an approximation of 'It is what it is'. And then she actually fucking says it. 'Eet eez what eet eez.' 'Look, last thing I expected this morning was Mickey fucking Mouse tossing me off in a toilet, for Christ’s sake…’ Then I panic - crazily, animatedly - spinning around with wide and wild eyes. ‘Is this being fucking filmed or something?’ She raises an eyebrow, purses her lips in a very French manner. ‘Mais oui, bien sûr… Of course: ...