1. SUNDAY MORNING COFFEE


    Date: 9/15/2015, Categories: Gay Male, Hardcore, Masturbation, Author: bobapple, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    My wife and I are at IHOP having coffee one Sunday morning a few years ago with my b*****r and his wife. There is a couple, man & woman, sitting at a nearby table. I have made eye contact with the guy a couple of times. He is really good looking, about my age, clean shaven, grey hair, glasses & neatly dressed. I pointedly made eye contact and then looked over to the washroom door. I was sure he was listening to our conversation so I told this joke: Three men, a Jew, a Muslim & an infidel are walking on the beach one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. &#034I will give each of you one wish&#034 says the Genie. The Jew says &#034I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile&#034. POOF! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the farmer's land was forever fertile. The Muslim was amazed, so he said &#034'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq & Iran so that no infidels, British, Aussies, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land&#034. POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around all those countries. The infidel says &#034I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall&#034. The Genie explains, &#034Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds those countries. All the world's Muslims are inside. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable&#034. The infidel cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles & says &#034fill it with water&#034. My wife, ...
    b*****r and his wife all laugh & sure enough, the guy laughs too. Once again I make eye contact and then looked over to the washroom. A few minutes later, I excuse myself to go to the washroom. There are 2 urinals. I stand at one & unzip, pull out my pecker and fully retract my hood. I hold it with my opposite hand so that if the guy comes in, he'll be able to see my pecker, if he is so inclined. I am standing at the urinal pissing away. The guy does come in & stands beside me. He purposefully looks over and down at my cock as he unzips and pulls out his own cock. I look over and down at his cock. It is a fine, fine uncut cock. Thick and veiny, with a long overhanging foreskin. He also pulls his hood back behind his glans and starts to piss. I say &#034hey man, how's it hanging?&#034 He chuckles and says &#034about the same as yours, we could be related!&#034 &#034Well you have a fine fine cock!&#034 &#034Thanks, you do too&#034. When we are done pissing, I reach over with my free hand and ask &#034May I?&#034 He says &#034Sure, if I can too?&#034 &#034Go for it&#034 I say. I touch his cock and wrap my fingers around it. I stroke it back & forth a few times. He has hold of my pecker too & we are each stroking each other. I say &#034This is our little secret right, what goes on in the washroom, stays in the washroom?&#034 &#034Absolutely&#034 he agrees. &#034Would you like to get together sometime, someplace more discrete to have a little fun&#034. He replies &#034sounds like a ...
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