1. Uptown Spunk


    Date: 9/15/2015, Categories: Taboo, Author: Hemingsex, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Unexpected taboo lovin' at a strip club for women. His theme song, Uptown Funk, was cued up. It was a remixed, longer version of the hit single. The first bit of lyrics blared out. Doh Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh He stepped out onto center stage. “Awwwwright, ladies!” primed the announcer. He was dressed in a navy pin-stripe suit, white shirt, and sky blue tie in bare feet. A 1940’s style fedora was cocked to one side and masked his youthful, handsome face. His arms were outstretched in front of him, one hand over the other. This was his entrance pose. Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh His hips swiveled to the left and to the right and back, eliciting screams of delight and desire from the audience. “You know him! You love him! You can’t live without him!” Doh doh doh, doh duh “BobbyThreads!!” Aaaaaaow! The spotlight hit Robert Dante, 23. The recent college graduate, who was unable to get a job in his field because of lack of experience, strutted out to the front of the stage and began his show at The Ladies Room, the premiere strip club for women in New York’s Westchester County on this Saturday night. Before him was a smaller-than-usual audience of screaming, horny women who had a drink in one hand and a dollar bill in the other. The Ladies Room had been closed to the public this evening, reserved for a special party. It was a divorce party, or as some called it, a divorce shower, the antithesis of a bridal shower. The 6 foot ...
    Adonis sauntered out to near the edge of the stage and danced. His routine included plenty of strutting, hip undulations, self-pleasuring, and thrusting of his groin. Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty! At this point, young Dante kissed his right hand, dropped it to his crotch, and started to sensually rub the coveted, growing bulge. This got the women, like every night he performed, screeching in voyeuristic glee. I'm too hot (hot damn) Called a police and a fireman I'm too hot (hot damn) Make a dragon wanna retire, man I'm too hot (hot damn) Say my name you know who I am I'm too hot (hot damn) Am I bad 'bout that money Break it down “Come on, Threads!” and “Come on down!” they encouraged, many waving their hands in the universal “come over here” signal. Robert was now revolving his ass while playing pocket-pool. The girls were ogling and mewing as he stroked his dick. He could see the breakdown in terms of looks for this private party was the usual. 60% were anywhere from cute to hot, another 20% were water buffalos, and the other 20% were so fat you’d need a building permit to mount them. After he got his cock at full mast, he slinked down the small staircase to the audience, his outstretched suit pants leading the way. 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you Saturday night and we're in the spot Don't believe me, just watch (Come on) Standing in front of the women, Bob strutted to the left and to the ...
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