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Uptown Spunk
Date: 9/15/2015, Categories: Taboo, Author: Hemingsex, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
Unexpected taboo lovin' at a strip club for women. His theme song, Uptown Funk, was cued up. It was a remixed, longer version of the hit single. The first bit of lyrics blared out. Doh Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh He stepped out onto center stage. “Awwwwright, ladies!” primed the announcer. He was dressed in a navy pin-stripe suit, white shirt, and sky blue tie in bare feet. A 1940’s style fedora was cocked to one side and masked his youthful, handsome face. His arms were outstretched in front of him, one hand over the other. This was his entrance pose. Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh His hips swiveled to the left and to the right and back, eliciting screams of delight and desire from the audience. “You know him! You love him! You can’t live without him!” Doh doh doh, doh duh “BobbyThreads!!” Aaaaaaow! The spotlight hit Robert Dante, 23. The recent college graduate, who was unable to get a job in his field because of lack of experience, strutted out to the front of the stage and began his show at The Ladies Room, the premiere strip club for women in New York’s Westchester County on this Saturday night. Before him was a smaller-than-usual audience of screaming, horny women who had a drink in one hand and a dollar bill in the other. The Ladies Room had been closed to the public this evening, reserved for a special party. It was a divorce party, or as some called it, a divorce shower, the antithesis of a bridal shower. The 6 foot ...