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Cucumber Hall
Date: 9/9/2015, Categories: Historical, Author: steffanie, Rating: , Source: LushStories
the one Postlethwaite had in mind. "It is clear to me, Steffanie," he said, "that you need to be taken in hand." "If it pleases you to say so, sir." "Indeed it does, Steffanie, you will thank me for it, I promise you." Oh my Lord, his words filled me with dread. For what harm had I done, except be an imp of a girl in a beautiful dress? Yet he would prefer to censor my appearance and have my spirit crushed. He knew nothing of love, he sought merely to own a woman as his wife and use her to procreate not cherish, to make an heir and a spare as they say. A fear of William Postlethwaite began to take hold of me, the man was stubborn, a coward who spoke of Trafalgar as if he had bravely faced Napoleon's fleet there. He despised the French, he despised the common English even more and saw treason in every corner of the realm. Liberty and equality were dangerous words to his ears, he supported even the most oppressive laws and believed all calls for social justice should receive nowt softer than an iron fist. "Fear and discipline, Steffanie, is all that is proven to work." More than fear, I felt terrified and no longer cared about appearances, I wanted rid of Postlethwaite before our walk was done, but how? The moor no longer offered inspiration - until the notorious Merripath House came into view, the very antithesis of Postlethwaite's cold justice. His iron fist could break bones but could never break love, not an honest love, and many people knew that the bravest, most ... honest love of all lived within the fine walls of Merripath House. If Merripath's two spouses could survive being true to the whole world, then surely I could survive just one man's cruel cowardice, defeat him, and be rid of him forever? I believe Merripath thought so, I believe its windows watched over me as I turned to my twisted admirer and spoke the finest, most inspired words to ever have entered my head. "My dear, William," I said, "may I ask you something?" "Please do, Steffanie," he said, "ask me anything you wish." "Do you know why Merripath House is also known as Cucumber Hall?" "Is it?" he said. "Then perhaps the owner is known to cultivate cucumbers." "Indeed, William, and 'appen she shoves 'em up her wife's muff." "I beg your pardon." "Are you hard of hearing, man? 'am sayin' she humps her horny missus with 'em." "Good grief, woman, you need a priest, not a husband." "A priest ain't sowrin' muff with muff, nay spunky seed gets spilled." "Silence, silence, the devil has your tongue." Thank God for that, being possessed and unmarried seemed a blessing in the predicament I faced. My spontaneous outburst appeared to have worked, I sensed victory, only William Postlethwaite would not have it. He struck the air with rage and damned me as a Jezebel for wantonly teasing any men and all men with my near naked breasts. He denounced me as a tart, a coarse trollop fit only for the nugging shop and working men's pennies. "Pig," I said, determined to finish him. Oh dear, when ...