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The Ultimate Teenage Beach Adventure
Date: 10/14/2014, Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur, Author: brianbigdogsmith, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
Hickam's advice. He said, 'That's where you'll find the cocks.' He was right. I think I scored with just about every jock from the seventh grade on." "My god!" His eyes rounded. "You know the porcupine joke?" "No." "'If she had as many dicks sticking out as she's had stuck in, she'd look like a procupine." Chelsea emitted a giggle, quickly suppressed. She frowned. "Is that a put-down?" He said fervently. "If I was a girl, I'd love it." She regarded him thoughtfully. Slowly her smile recovered. "Wonder how many sizes I'd have to go up?" "Sizes?" "So my clothes would fit over so many dicks." He giggled. "And think of all the jizz you've swallowed." "Yeah," she breathed but added conscientiously, "I don't usually swallow. Boys think that means you're in love." "Well, it gets in your mouth, doesn't it?" "Mostly. Some guys like to jerk it on your face. But I hate that. It makes a mess, can burn your eyes and is hard to get out of your hair." "Don't you ever spit?" "And miss out?" She smiled. "Karen says you only need to spit first thing in the morning when it tastes like piss. I don't know. I never spent the night with a guy. And besides, piss isn't so bad." "It isn't?" "Like flat champagne." She giggled. "Or maybe it's vice-versa. Karen's finecky anyway." "Do all the cheerleaders fuck?" "Like bunnies. Because they want to be popular. If they didn't, why go out for cheerleading?" He groused, "But they only fuck jocks." "It's the only guys they know." She regarded him ...